[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Come and See Him

[sacred-portal]

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[kushblazer666]

i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

[sh12pen-bookfan]

[hellgrub]

that's right

[thedman0310]

[kittensnax]

nothing in overwatch can ever compare to TF2 sprays

[ok-dingo]

hey how come that furry in the diaper looks a lot like OP’s icon

[ok-dingo]

[kittensnax]

nothing in tf2 can ever compare to overwatch sprays

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

how come the furry in the spray looks like OP’s icon

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

[joey-wheeler-official]

Staff approved version

[dogpuppy]

[hungwy]

sickly old man gets lost in the forest and encircled by benjamin button wolves which raise him into a healthy young baby

[real-language-facts]

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

[asthedeathoflight]

When I was in high school we did an english unit on Octavia Butler and the teacher told us hey btw. You should call her "Butler" in your essays. Sometimes students call female writers by their first names unconsciously, but that's not acceptable. If you wouldnt call them William or Ernest you shouldn't call her Octavia.

And I was like cool whatever I was gonna call her Butler anyways. But that moment has stuck with me for my whole life because once you start seeing ppl calling women by their first names where men would be called by their last names you literally never stop seeing it.

[depsidase]

[onceiwashere]

Hit a another night elf with my Nissan

[viralfrog]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

[gaycop]

peg legs?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

[gaycop]

…eyepatches?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid

[bish0ps]