frifri

yaa

[nevver]

Caught looking, Shunpei Kamiya (because)

[imaginarylands4000]

[digitalerrabe]

[ID: Photo of trash on the beach with text that reads: "i can't believe maximizing shareholder value did not improve society." End ID]

[thememedaddy]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[sugar-pink-poison]

I feel like the biggest problem with eating the rich is deciding who gets to eat which billionaire

Liked should we go off first come first served or do we give each individual billionaire to whichever community they harmed the most?

What are the rules here

[isuggesteatingtherich]

[returnofangels]

“The angels will return, and when you see the one that's meant to help you, you will weep with joy.” Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me dir. David Lynch

[frifri-vee]

abolish

[mellifexfarm]

the people

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I know what this sounds like, but I don’t think Tim Chalamet Willy Wonka is going to be a tumblr sexy man. I think we might somehow have too much dignity for that.

[andhumanslovedstories]

This shorted out my brain for 30 seconds, but when you’re right, you’re right

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I didn't think it could get worse than a Tumblr sexyman. This post killed me. I'm dead now.

[foxgirltail]

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

No hate but

“Both normal and cis” you wanna run that by me one more time?

[foxgirltail]

What’s not clicking

[cupcakesandtv]

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

[letisnotonfire]

I'll never get over "this is how you lose the time war" because:

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I'LL WRITE IT IN WAVES. IN SKIES. IN MY HEART. YOU'LL NEVER SEE BUT YOU WILL KNOW. I'LL BE ALL THE POETS, I'LL KILL THEM ALL AND TAKE EACH ONE'S PLACE IN TURN, AND EVERY TIME LOVE'S WRITTEN IN ALL THE STRANDS IT WILL BE TO YOU. DEAREST LAPIS, I HAVE BUILT A YOU WITHIN ME, OR YOU HAVE. I WONDER WHAT OF ME THERE IS IN YOU. I WANT TO SCORCH THE THOUSAND EARTHS BETWEEN US TO SEE WHAT BLOOMS FROM THE ASH, SO WE CAN DISCOVER IT HAND IN HAND, CONTEXT IN CONTEXT, INTELLIGIBLE ONLY TO EACH OTHER. I WANT TO MEET YOU IN EVERY PLACE I HAVE LOVED. I WANT TO CHASE YOU, FIND YOU, I WANT TO BE ELUDED AND TEASED AND ADORED; I WANT TO BE DEFEATED AND VICTORIOUS - I WANT YOU TO CUT ME, SHARPEN ME. I WANT TO DRINK TEA BESIDE YOU IN TEN YEARS OR A THOUSAND. I LOVE YOU . HAVE I ALWAYS? HAVEN'T I? I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE YOU, AND I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT THAT MEANS TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, ON BATTLEFIELDS, IN SHADOWS, IN FADING INK, ON COLD ICE SPLASHED BY THE BLOOD OF SEALS. IN THE RINGS OF TREES. IN THE WRECKAGE OF A PLANET CRUMBLING TO SPACE. IN BUBBLING WATER. IN BEE STINGS AND DRAGONFLY WINGS, IN STARS. IN THE DEPTHS OF LONELY WOODS WHERE I WANDERED IN MY YOUTH. YOU SLIDE BACK THROUGH MY LIFE, I HAVE KNOWN YOU SINCE BEFORE I KNEW YOU. WE CAN CHASE EACH OTHER DOWN THROUGH TIME, LIKE WE DID FOR CENTURIES PAST BEFORE I KNEW YOUR NAME. I WISH I COULD HOLD YOU. I LOVE YOU. WE'RE STILL GOING TO WIN. YOU AND ME. THIS IS HOW WE WIN.

[snorlaxatives]

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

[val-ritz]

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[evilkaito]

this post started 5th wave feminism

[funnytwittertweets]

[pandoramarsh]

Penny: Simon, go off!

Simon: Oh, okay! *starts twerking*

Penny:

Penny, killing the monster she's fighting in a single move then advancing on Simon: I am going to kill you—