magic the gathering fans talk about their blorbos like “he’s totally a soft top 😍 imagining cuddling him he would be so nice and warm 🥰 omfg i want them to KISS 🥴💕 imagine them exploring each other’s bodies”
meanwhile their blorbos are like

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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magic the gathering fans talk about their blorbos like “he’s totally a soft top 😍 imagining cuddling him he would be so nice and warm 🥰 omfg i want them to KISS 🥴💕 imagine them exploring each other’s bodies”
meanwhile their blorbos are like
New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!
what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it
ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick
ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube
WHEN THE FUCKS AT WOTC KILL YOU AGAIN
compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet
His name is big boobs look him up
i love big boobs :)
kiss your cats head for me
when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle
his name is Movement
deranged how americans force service employees to maintain for them westworld style the illusion that their taco bell drive thru employee is in it for sheer love of the game
I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking
triops are one of my all-time fave little guys
#congrats on making it back to the cambrian