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Jekyll, face down on the table: "All of this work, all my sacrifices, and for what? To make myself short? To make my skin worse? I'm a fool!"
Hyde would be less evil if he were moisturized
A Humble and Elegant Review of “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shark” (Contains Mentions of Substance Abuse, Dubious Consent, Insanity/Asylums, Murder, Hallucinations, Desecration of Corpses (Both Sexual and Not), and Religious Imagery)
First Impressions
Well, first off, the poster for the movie very heavily resembles AI “artwork.” Also, based on the trailer, the poster version of Mr. Shark is NOT the one that actually appears in the movie. And this is a nitpick really, but why do a slash in the logo for a movie about a shark-man…? Sharks don’t slash, they bite…
The Plot
So uh I think this takes place in TEXAS of all places. All the license plates I saw in the movie were Texas ones so…
So we start with Jekyll yelling that his wife isn’t dead while in an asylum. Lovely. We then cut to a very drunk woman stumbling to her car and getting attacked by Mr. Shark.
Then the opening credits which are… surprisingly kinda cool? They’re very intense, but still, kinda cool.
We then go to two bored teens who drive up to Jekyll’s house, smoke some weed, and say “damn that old man scary.”
I had no clue where to put this but I NEED to mention that Jekyll has a painting of what seems to be dead Hitler surrounded by paintings of naked women and then his house is covered in an excessive amount of religious stuff. Like there’s 50 in each room.
Now, Robert Chambers (Who is basically Utterson) decides to have a chat with Jekyll after learning that his mental state has worsened. This information was given to Not-Utterson via Jekyll’s sister-in-law, Samantha. Jekyll decides to inform him of what has occurred around a week ago. He murdered his drug dealer (who was like… very much trying to get into his pants) after she gave him the experimental Sharcopine™️ which turns him into… a shark, idk what you were expecting.
Anyway, remember that drunk lady earlier? He drove her home and had sex with her. She ended up being perfectly fine besides having an insane sex story to tell later. I mean, Mr. Shark reverted back to Jekyll and she kicked him out.
So we go back to a very confused and worried Chambers who does NOT leave and asks Jekyll to continue. He then confesses that once he returned he cut up Barbie’s body and then proceeded to have relations with his wife’s corpse which is very much a skeleton AND HE LICKED HER FUCKING NASAL CAVITY EWEWEWEW.
Chambers still doesn’t fucking leave and is offered another drink (poisoned, by the way). He is then murdered :) Also he buries the bodies and then puts a rock on it.
Jekyll then concludes that he needs to murder Samantha because she keeps getting in the way of his corpse-fucking. So he calls her and they agree to meet at a mall. Since sending Chambers didn’t work, he decided to enlist two detectives who snoop and find Lenora (Jekyll’s wife) in the basement. And Samantha dies while holding… a window she bought, for some reason.
Jekyll is sent to an asylum while awaiting trial for the three murders and the two stoner kids from the start of the movie find Jekyll’s Sharcopine™️ and take it. The movie closes with Sharcopine™️ PASSING CLINICAL TRIALS???????????????????? WHAT HOW—
SFX
There wasn’t much in the way of special effects. The only thing they really did was the gore from Barbie and Samantha, whose faces Mr. Hyde tore off. Also a scene of him blinking too, I guess. They were both… not good™️
Sound Design
There actually wasn’t anything too egregious about the sound design. Everything worked together pretty well, and there was even a song cover of Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven” that sounded quite lovely. …Though, they still could have gone with something RLS did…
Actually, thinking about it now, the whole movie feels like they mushed “The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” with “The Raven” and sharks for some reason.
Camerawork
So the entire time, the film has a very… amateurish cinematography. Which isn’t bad, it’s just very noticeable at parts. For example, when Jekyll and Not-Utterson have their chat, the top part of their faces don’t really move and just the noise does. It’s a very disconcerting look. Also during that scene, Not-Utterson is WAY closer to the camera and he doesn’t blink.
Also, they really like just… repeating scenes over and over? Like when Jekyll was cleaning up Barbie’s body, it kept switching between images of him cleaning the body and… Jesus just hanging out above his wife. It REALLY loved to linger on the religious iconography. It can be really good in small bits, but when you just cut to it after every line of dialogue, it gets a bit… boring, let’s say.
Other
This movie was utterly and completely INSANE. And I have so many unanswered questions… Why does Sharcopine™️ already have packaging?? Why did Jekyll not make the Sharcopine™️ himself?? What happened to the stoner kids? Why does Jekyll have so much religious stuff in his house?? Why did he yoink his wife from her grave?? ?????
Also, a thing they did surprisingly well was… the fact that they’re the same person?? Like, after Mr. Shark had sex, Jekyll essentially had to repent to his wife, even though it wasn’t his own body he had sex in. Good job, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shark.
After watching that monstrosity, I elected to watch Paper Mask. God, that movie is so underrated.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Shark: 2.4/10 because WHAT WAS THAT. HUH??? It didn’t engage with the original story at all— I mean, I guess Jekyll did take the Sharcopine™️ when killing Samantha so it could be used as a cover but he was still was jailed for the murder so it didn’t even work!
What the fuck are you watching
Bro turns into a shark for the love of the game 😭😭😭
ok I’m trying this again !! so I don’t often fancy separation aus of J&H where they both have their own consciousnesses and stuff, so I thought of a fun little idea that slightly changes that
instead of one body two minds which a lot of ppl like, why not two bodies, one mind au? jekyll somehow ends up with two separate bodies for himself and hyde, but he himself controls them both. no actual separate consciousnesses. so he can see and talk through both, control them together or individually (with focus), but hyde still has all that weird altered mental stuff, which makes him act a little differently than jekyll wants. that, plus the anonymity that hyde basically gives as a strange “separate person.” they co-exist in the same space. no, idk how and why this would happen. idk if anyone’s said this already. I’m sorry if this is poorly explained lol
+ here’s a little silly thing that kind of demonstrates a bit of it
yes I posted this earlier and then deleted it. I got scared akznjskssm feeling braver now
some people will be like “I wonder why fanfic writers don’t share their works anymore😔” and then this is them when a writer is kind enough to share something they write — as a hobby, for their own enjoyment — with them for free.
some people really don’t realize how privileged they are that they get fanfics for free. imagine having access to something for free because someone is kind enough to share it with you… and then being rude, entitled and an ungrateful pos to that person who was kind enough to share their creation with you for free
“almost 1 year is a lil too much for me” fuck off. fanfic writers don’t owe you anything. one of my favorite fics was updated after 13 years, and what I did is that I thanked the author for choosing to continue the work, I didn’t act like a spoiled toddler by asking why they didn’t update sooner. and even if a writer chooses to abandon their fic permanently with no explanation, that is their choice, their hobby, their decision. they don’t owe your entitled ass anything.
you people let tiktok rot your brains to the point you see everything as content farm and engagement. not a piece of art created by the artist’s love and passion. it’s dystopian.
“Utterson, would you still be my lawyer if I was turned into a pastry?”
“What an odd request.. However I am a man of my word so, I suppose.”
“wonderful because something has happened.”
“Utterson would you still love me if I was a little evil guy” “what”
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Dr. Pyckle and Mr. Pryde | Scott Pembroke / Joe Rock | 1925
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