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they/xe - 25 yo. | a place for reblog spam so I can find the best posts for later. | nothing here is tagged unless I want to save something, so if you have any specific things you want tagged, I suggest going to my main and asking for a tag addition there! many posts from here end up there Anyways

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[cloudabserk]

anything for my princess 🩵

[cloudabserk]

communist zohran forcing us to roast alive at 172F

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[shadandrews]

Congrats!!!! Mr. Tenna!!!!!!

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[hida-rite]

[realitytvgifs]

[xzmqr]

saw this scene on my second playthrough of ch5 and just about died.. so cute.. had to draw it..

[blemgoid]

have at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prestidigitationjiggerypokery]

i hope the running joke and whole concept of avengers doomsday is someone going “i know a guy” over and over until everyone in the mcu ever is involved

[shipmansupernova]

yelena belova in the doomsday trailer

[noah-wyles]

did they single-handedly destroy steve rogers character just to bring him back and do it all over again?

[kiyosuku]

Avengers Doomsday Official Trailer | Loki

[eroscestlavie]

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

[hardwrench]

over 25% of young heterosexual men don’t know how to strafe. should we be worried?