Noooo don’t succumb to the horrors

Boa 27 they/them

[microwaveexplosion]

[interlibraryloan]

[lualuadraw]

courting braid!!!

[parakeet]

Obsessed with the way hayfever is like a status affect in a video game but in real life

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options

[the-oddest-inkling]

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

[pitbolshevik]

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

[pitbolshevik]

if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.

[thestarswelcomeyou]

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

Why try to fit in when I can become the most offputting and haunted individual in the family bloodline.

[cryptotheism]

The Lactation of St. Bernard, by Alonso Cano

[frodoslexapro]

bewb laser

[movedtoboygrly]

miniature feesh

[operation-annihilate]

Spock’s bar mitzvah. He did not have fun

[guinevereteef]

gender affirming bong rip

[spocksjuul]

I love Spock I love him soooo much they were like let’s make a character that’s nerdy and a pacifist and a vegetarian and he’s also a mommas boy and a sensitive musician. But he should also be. A straight up Bitch

[urayuli]

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[mrv3000]

[pdfbabe]

(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball

[aturnoftheearth]

happy november 19th

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.