Froggie

THEY TURNED THE FREAKING FROGS GAY

[frog-offical]

Hii i like frogs

You should totally pin this

sure, why not :D

[epichermesholymoly]

Hello!

@sands-of-time-offical

Howdy, and welcome to the Askbox Cafe! What can I get for you today?

MENU

Chocolate-covered strawberry bowl . . . . . . . . . . 1 frog

Croissant food cake. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 1/2 pickles

California rolls, sans cucumber . . . . . 57 playing cards

Coffee creamer . . . . . . . . 3 bowls of mashed potatoes

Soup du jour. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0.125 papayas

[sands-of-time-offical]

*yoinks @frog-offical*

I'll have one chocolate-covered strawberry bowl please!

:3

[epichermesholymoly]

nom nom tasty choice 😋 coming right up!

*throws chocolate in the blender*

/whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/

*puts chocolate in a bowl in water in a pot on a gas stove*

/tick tick tick tick tick tick tick FWOOSH/

*throws strawberries in the microwave for 15 seconds*

/BEEP BEEP BEEP/

Warm chocolaty syrup plus warm strawberries equals one meal for you! Enjoy! :D *gives bowl*

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

*shares half with @frog-offical*

[frog-offical]

woahhh... thank ya kindly

*goobles it*

[epichermesholymoly]

Hello!

@sands-of-time-offical

Howdy, and welcome to the Askbox Cafe! What can I get for you today?

MENU

Chocolate-covered strawberry bowl . . . . . . . . . . 1 frog

Croissant food cake. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 1/2 pickles

California rolls, sans cucumber . . . . . 57 playing cards

Coffee creamer . . . . . . . . 3 bowls of mashed potatoes

Soup du jour. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0.125 papayas

[sands-of-time-offical]

*yoinks @frog-offical*

I'll have one chocolate-covered strawberry bowl please!

:3

[frog-offical]

HEY

either give me a cut or take me out to dinner first jeez

[1etters-n-lin3s]

@neutral-offical @normal-offical @iron-offical @rain-offical @tv-host-offical @nurse-offical @penny-offical @astronaut-offical @arsenic-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @sapphic-offical @united-states-offical @autism-offical @communism-offical @god-offical @frog-offical @potassium-offical @king-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical @britain-offical @grim-reaper-offical @waffles-offical @man-offical @white-boy-offical @argon-offical @chili-offical @da-police-offical @america-offical @offical-offical @gay-offical @testosterone-offical @evil-apple-offical @yellow-crayon-offical @spotify-offical

thank you all for gathering here today. please do not panic

[frog-offical]

too late I'm panicking but what's good

[turtleduckie-is-the-goat]

[turtleduckie-is-the-goat]

FINALLY.

Frogs of tumblr, rate the blanket.

[turtleduckie-is-the-goat]

@42autisticfrogs pspspsps frog of tumblrrr rate the blanket

[42autisticfrogs]

10/10 blanket, very froggy and very cute

@unholyfrogspawn-offical ur turn to rate it :3

[watashiwagarydesu-offical]

♾ /10, seems very comfy

@frog-offical what do you think?

[frog-offical]

very nice would steal

$$/10

[jinshis-frog-offical]

beep beep im a sheep

blog blog im a

(finish the sentence)

[microwave-offical]

@frog-offical

[frog-offical]

F O R G

[frog-offical]

papa? when are u getting back with the milk?

currently fighting off child support, the irs, the french, and the time space continuum, so some time after that

[frog-offical]

i sound like toji

[frog-offical]

papa? when are u getting back with the milk?

currently fighting off child support, the irs, the french, and the time space continuum, so some time after that

[watashiwagarydesu-offical]

@frog-offical HELLO PAPA

[frog-offical]

IM A FATHER!?!?!?

[banana-man-offical]

Dis banana for you

I am hopping over on the white hot sand to come with some bananas for you, freshly taken from banana tree, may I add.

(green is mod and normal is in character)

(Well well well if it isn't my first ever offical blog)

This blog uses UUUHHH idk any pronouns ig¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ imo anyone can be a banana man if they wish to

Mod uses she/her and is a minor OKAYYYYY???? So she'd really appreciate it if you don't send explicit stuff or anything nsfw . You got that, adult nsfw creep blogs 😊???

Basic dni, PLUS BANANA HATERS GRRRRR BACK OFF/j

All these lovely officals will be given a banana by yours truly ( list is non-,exhaustive and anyone can receive any number of bananas at their inbox at any moment) : @no-one-offical @closed-door-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @satan-offical @villain-offical @whale-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @clouds-offical @frog-offical @ant-offical @daycare-offical @christian-baby-offical @victorian-child-offical @limbo-offical @autism-offical @court-jester-offical @lesbian-princess-offical @gay-prince-offical @the-king-offical @the-queen-offical @morse-code-offical @limeade-offical @lemon-offical @lemonade-offical @plague-doctor-offical @cheese-offical @radioactive-bread-offical

[frog-offical]

Yummy

[manager-offical]

Welcome to Offical incorporated! We look forward to building a real family with all of you, and working together to reach our goals!

@offical-democracy @offical-government-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @satans-autistic-officals-autism @satan-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @an-alien-offical @autism-offical @britain-offical @lemon-offical @lime-offical @osha-offical @gaslight-offical @frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @evil-offical @god-offical @eve-offical @human-offical

[frog-offical]

IM A FROG I CANT BE EMPLOYED

[manager-offical]

Of course you can! We accept anyone here in our family! I’m absolutely certain that there is a way to exploit you provide you with work!

[frog-offical]

What if I kiss your husband, then will you fire me?

[manager-offical]

Well I do not have a husband, since I don’t have time for non-manager related things. Being a manager at Offical inc. is my whole life! And being an employee could be your whole life! And is that not the epitome of success?

[frog-offical]

success is a term with reaching your goals, but the goals vary from person to person.

The question here is are you happy with the goals you've achieved? Are you happy with were your life is?

[manager-offical]

Welcome to Offical incorporated! We look forward to building a real family with all of you, and working together to reach our goals!

@offical-democracy @offical-government-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @satans-autistic-officals-autism @satan-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @an-alien-offical @autism-offical @britain-offical @lemon-offical @lime-offical @osha-offical @gaslight-offical @frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @evil-offical @god-offical @eve-offical @human-offical

[frog-offical]

IM A FROG I CANT BE EMPLOYED

[manager-offical]

Of course you can! We accept anyone here in our family! I’m absolutely certain that there is a way to exploit you provide you with work!

[frog-offical]

What if I kiss your husband, then will you fire me?

[manager-offical]

Welcome to Offical incorporated! We look forward to building a real family with all of you, and working together to reach our goals!

@offical-democracy @offical-government-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @satans-autistic-officals-autism @satan-offical @no-one-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @an-alien-offical @autism-offical @britain-offical @lemon-offical @lime-offical @osha-offical @gaslight-offical @frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @evil-offical @god-offical @eve-offical @human-offical

[frog-offical]

IM A FROG I CANT BE EMPLOYED

[weird-core-offical]

I post purly weirdcore stuff.

If you have any tw you might want me to add, send an ask

If you have any weirdcore you want posted, send them in the asks.

Ran by: @evil-bread-offical

Obligatory offical tagging under cut.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[frog-offical]

Welcome to your future

[weird-core-offical]

There is no future, just the present...

[frog-offical]

Did somebody eat it

[weird-core-offical]

I post purly weirdcore stuff.

If you have any tw you might want me to add, send an ask

If you have any weirdcore you want posted, send them in the asks.

Ran by: @evil-bread-offical

Obligatory offical tagging under cut.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[frog-offical]

Welcome to your future

[straight-girl-offical]

New in the officalverse

I wanna gain traction so Im gonna tag a bunch of people.

@tagging-officals-offical @the-moon-offical @satan-offical @frog-offical @sappho-offical @homosexuality-offical @zest-offical @water-frog-offical @sun-offical @cia-offical @god-offical

i cant think of more. please tag more if you can.

[frog-offical]

Ribbit ribbiter welcome to the verse

[straight-girl-offical]

thank you mr frog 😘

[frog-offical]

Np girl 💅

[cobys-trans-agenda]

1 billion notes and i free him

[eater-of-the-alt]

ISTG. we all know its IMPOSSIBLE to get 1 billion.

[xxtoiletexploderxx]

alr im done, sorry moots

[urbestestwindgod-deactivated202]

notes♾️

[seldom-equivocate]

@alchemicalwerewolf we can do this

[alchemicalwerewolf]

Yesssss finally a real impossible challenge

@lilacquintet

[acasualentitty]

@the-real-gmail

we can do this

[off-cybertruck]

I commented 40 times and it broke

@i-am-the-crab @ohio-thestate @the-official-uk-of-britain

[ohio-thestate]

@maryland-officially @non-tyrannical-usa

[non-tyrannical-usa]

uhhhhhh imma just queue this a bajillion times 👍

[crimson-pandaa]

@official-ottawa @offiiciallybavaria @official-roman-republic @maryland-no-rabies @maryland-officially @exymybeloved @official-hongkong @official-denmark @evil-maryland @official-google @official-australia @official-osha @official-otamatone @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @real-microsoft-outlook @real-british-empire @real-california-republic @real-ikea-bag @realgoogleclassroom @the-real-yahoo-mail @the-official-uk-of-britain @the-real-liquid-death @the-real-catholic-church @the-real-nevada @the-real-illinois

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@email-ensemble

@real-microsoft-outlook

@communist-usa-real

@the-real-apple-mail

@the-real-gmail

@yahooo-official

@homocidalpotat (that list if you have it)

[homocidalpotat]

right here we go *deep breath*

@almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @aperture-science-device-004m0r0n @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @bees-official @blairthebword @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @garden-of-runar @green-001 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @maryland-officially @meatybunger @missouri-real @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @osmoticneuron @potato276 @ravenwordss @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @shark-tranny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @touslin @thecrazyalchemist @theshelteredbrat @the-real-catholic-church @unstableunicornsofasgard @uhmmmmaixllezhere @yourlocalbadgerscales @2xhbergggg

[kokushibosbestie]

SPAM

@obanais-koibito @stellapuffs @kitkat-moon

@mitsuri-dango @mitsuriswingwoman

@matthew-knyshait @laskarinachan

@lalalalalalakakakak @official-kanao-tsuyuri

@kanaokanzaki-op @giyuus-little-helper

@phantom-soul-101 @giyuuswifey

@gilded-sunrays @phantom-soul-101

@demonslayerunhinged @quirrrky

@qequalsmcat @demonslayerunhinged

@demonslayerdoodles @giyuknownasgary

@obanai-iguro-rp @purrfurnax

@slayfics @pey-up

@warringwarrioridiot @muichirolover14

@aceofstars0 @arce-is-lost

@ask-lunar-and-eclipse @misty-sees-you-hehe

@ask-genya-shinazugawa @xxlady-lunaxx

@vampp4 @knyenthusiast

I just tagged everyone that exists in my life. 😭🙏

[xxlady-lunaxx]

oh hi i was tagged

@chacha-is-dead @octoooo @pumpkin321xxx @1m-4-fvck1ng-st4r @lilith-just-here @sukiluvvs @nerosdayinanime @stellapuffs @chicop @tunamayuuu @asfarblues @watermelon-shit-posts @happygolucky514 @applepie-enthusiast @marurumai @exymybeloved @imkazz @kitkat-moon @reallypleasanttree @neuviscales @isamukalimoew @penpen363 @kakukat-lucky @kakushigotofanclub

[exymybeloved]

I have no energy to tag ppl honestly

[fyodors--ushanka]

@zestylemonsz @starlightshadowsworld @louise-rosita-leroux @chacha @just-a-shark333 @imkazz @akikostan @bramystoker @class-of-09-bitch @dazaisgreatestfear @exymybeloved @fyodors--ushanka @hchxhdjdjjsjsjsj @juuzovsuzuya @kaiserswifeyy @louise-rosita-leroux @matsuri-mizusawa-is-love @noctywockty @officialsuzuyasimp @patrik-star @queenjsxo @rain-soaked-sun @starracoonagain @s0lar-ecl1pse @t3chn0chan

[edgedancer-by-night-deactivated]

@quirkyfries, @autistic-human @savebatsfromscratch @sushi1056 @shroombell

[lily-of-the-flame]

FREE HIMB

also where do I get one of these

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

[that-one-introvert-theater-kid]

FREE HIMMMM

@windstreak23 @prumbus-bumbus @chuuyas-left-footfungus @biggestqiblifan

[chuuyas-left-footfungus]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIM

@dinosagoofball @devoutlyfuturisticwizard @t-bird510 @attaiii @vixxy-izzy @obsessively-green @bubblycherry07

[the-queer]

FREEE HIMMMMMM

[pillowfluf]

hey @walmart-the-official have u seen this?

[vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical-d]

@goblin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @headache-offical @period-offical @grandpa-offical @cheese-offical @lemon-offical @moss-official @ai-offical @anti-ai-offical @bi-offical @bi-official @cia-offical @asis-offical @fbi-official @ferg-offical

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

FREE THE YIPPIE

[whiteraven-cosmere]

I’ll give one rupee to everyone who reblogs this

@atium @ankle-biter-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @askautisticlink @badjokesbyjeff @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @blueskittlesart @blueskittlesart @bad-guardian-ideas @bettinalevyisdetermined @c-rowlesdraws @castletownranger @catsnuggler @catfishofoldin99colours @clint-barton-official @doctorwho @damazcuz @dungeon-master-offical @dalek-empire-offical @easily-spooked @explaining-memes-offical @edible-offical @evyyy77 @elliespectacular @ferg-offical @femboy-offical @frog-offical @fanficwritingloser @goblin-offical @gender-dysphoria-offical @goose-offical @god-offical @help-mywife @honestground @hyrulehistoria @homunculus-argument @hugorobinson @i-am-a-fish @itsapmseymour @incorrectlumityquotes @iron-manoffical @i-am-a-snom @just-shower-thoughts @jel-e-ton @justgirlythings @jacksonharries @just--space @kianamaiart @k

[frog-offical]

Can I eat it

[whiteraven-cosmere]

You would turn into a bubbulfrog

[frog-offical]

I can live with that