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✨️ 30 ♓️ pisces ✨️shitposter extraordinaire ✨️ NSFW ✨️

[deadghostgirl12345]

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[maudeboggins]

Spirits of the Flowers

ceramic tiles from 1880

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[free-my-mindd]

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[despazito]

[darkspaceboytoy]

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

[hanesbeefytshirt]

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck