When Did I Become Anime Trash

Maggie, 20, NC. This is a humor/art blog with a sprinkling of fandom. To see my art, check out my other blog, imakeart.tumblr.com

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[speedlimit15]

what the fuck

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

[echoequinox]

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

[tricodeku-deactivated20220207]

People who make female versions of beefy af male characters but make them skinny without any muscle:

[sandandglass]

[seriousjones]

when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

[megaelod]

cold nights

[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[nappingmachine]

DEFINITIVE RANKING OF DELIVERY UNIFORMS

I have taken into consideration USPS, UPS, FedEx, DHL, and Amazon. Fuck everyone else. 

THIS IS RANKED PURELY ON THE AESTHETIC OF THE UNIFORM. As an industry employee I have nothing but respect for these companies EXCEPT AMAZON. Fuck Amazon.

#5 FedEx 

Absolutely disgusting color choices. Their vans are black & red or black & green font on white, their uniforms are black & purple with their red font in the corner? Are you kidding? This is a putrid shade of purple too. Fuck you if you think this is stylish at all.

#4 Amazon 

Upset to admit Amazon is not the worst, because I hate them and they treat their people like shit. But these are solid uniforms with good colors. My biggest complaint is it looks like you’re going to play golf after work. I DO NOT EVER want to be associated with golf.

Aside: Amazon has not yet implemented these uniforms or trucks and right now they deliver in unmarked white vans with workers wearing their street clothes and an orange safety vest slapped ontop which is gross and unprofessional. You’re a multi-billion dollar company, STEP ON IT.

#3 DHL 

You guys know DHL? Neither does anyone else outside of Europe! But with their bold choice of bright yellow, red, and black, they get #3. They are in your face, excited to see you and handle your packages, if only because no one knows who they are. BTW they’re UNION BABEY!

#2 UPS 

What can brown do for you?! Look sexy in brown, SOMEHOW. This shade is Pullman Brown specifically and I think it looks good on everyone! Their uniforms look professional, fitted, and vintage without looking outdated. KEEP IT UP UPS. LOVE YA. MWAH.

AND FINALLY…….

#1 USPS 

THE BEAUTIFUL SOOTHING COLORS, THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF CLOTHING FOR ULTIMATE LAYERING AND CUSTOMIZATION, THE CLASSIC FEELING, THE MODERN REINVENTION, THE COMFORT. USPS has KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK and everyone can learn from them! WOW! Congrats USPS! On looking !!GOOD!!

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. A comprehensive ranking of delivery uniforms by me so you can sleep easy tonight knowing SOMEONE has done it, and done it RIGHT! Thanks to all our contestants! And see you all next time!

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

@clotpoleofthelord

[mwagneto]

some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

[itswalky]

you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing

[skarchomp]

[tredlocity]

[ayellowbirds]

[tharook]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

this art style with modern references is the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen

[imsoweirdimnotanitimanith-deact]

it’s so raw and I love it

[memegod]

[mango-misandry]

me: *supposed to be cleaning kitchen *

me: *making this funney guy wave his arms*

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[avvocarlo]

everybody online is like oh cum this and cum that… what ever happened to the fear of god? 😑

[paprika]

[judgejudyofficial]

“aw that sucks :(”

— me as a professional therapist  (via done)