Lovable Bastard

Manwhore mansplain manipulate They/them

[frogsoncocaine]

Me in attire I hope I shall one day wear

If you like my drawing you can check out my other blog @cokedupfroggo

[sm-baby]

Judas is always portrayed as a heartless betrayer when he is used as symbolism in stories, but i wonder how many people didn't know that he committed suicide out of guilt

[sm-baby]

Yeah, people were hunting for jesus and he ratted him out for money. He hung himself. In the same passage it is said that he returned the money too

I feel like this is an underutilized detail

[brucebocchi]

[louisegluckpdf]

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[the-haiku-bot]

Customer: Forgot

to put my orange juice on

the conveyer belt.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ontologicallyevilseme]

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

[teashadephoenix]

imagine if grace has gone ahead and sent a radio message to earth right when he woke up

so like two decades after launch, stratt gets a call that's just grace being like

and then two months later the beetles arrive and he's fine

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: A cartoon figure screaming, red-faced, and crying /end ID]

[the-haiku-bot]

[ID: A cartoon

figure screaming, red-faced, and

crying /end ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kayvsworld]

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[starduzt55]

Happy pride month chat

[prismaprimrose]

Stratt chasing Ryland to send him to space like: You know what!? You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge in the spaceship!

Amnesiac Grace immediately getting in a fight with the nanny bot: This house is a fudging nightmare!!!

[almondcroissantsandink]

dr. grace (so very intrigued by the fox symbolism they ascribe to him in this movie through his keychain, his cardigan, and that funny little mask he finds in the Hail Mary)

[almondcroissantsandink]

Stratt: tries to make a going-off comfort gift and instead creates the most insensitive thing possible

Also Stratt seeing Grace wear the shirt in the video logs: oh good he likes the shirt

[almondcroissantsandink]

just roomate (crewmate?) things

[almondcroissantsandink]

au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD

[teashadephoenix]

grace wakes up fucking PISSED

"please record video diary"

"YOU DO ✨NOT✨ WANT ME TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW. I HAVE ✨NOTHING✨ NICE TO SAY."

[herssian]

you're allowed to draw. draw badly even. draw and then delete it. draw and rework it and then delete it anyway. draw only half of it and the other half three years later. in one style or another. in different styles in the same week. traditional or digital. you're literally allowed to draw however you want

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]