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generally just wasting my damn life on this hellsite

[junglejim4322]

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

[junglejim4322]

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to roam!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[2colde]

[joeyclaire]

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[discoursedrome]

they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

[dickgirlsdaily]

[quendergeer]

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

[quendergeer]

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[scarabies-real]

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[pjharvey]

once you start typing in all lowercase you unfortunately kind of have to keep doing it forever or if you start capitalizing things people will think you’re either mad at them or having some kind of episode