Horny Sideblog

[fruitcakebimbo]

Strong Kitchen and Sexy Changing Cookbooks for Christmas

[brinemoser]

Just seeing him is a comfort to me

[cloudabserk]

based on this post:

[lovebillyhargrove]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[doodlevich]

So I was inspired by this cool comic by @anarchyartistic, and I thought I’d try my hand at a little comic feat. Mickey’s first lines on the show (aka his future husband’s name) 🤭

[fruitcakebimbo]

Sometimes I remember that Shameless- specifically Gallavich is real and it makes me feel a little bit better

[transthatmasc]

Hayden and Ilya’s relationship is peak comedy because Hayden will be like “yeah I fucking hate that guy he’s a menace” but if you asked him “then why do you let him take care of your kids” he’ll look at you like you’re stupid. “Ilya is an annoying menace who is incessantly mean to me” and “Ilya is a good partner for Shane who can be trusted around my children and my wife who all love him” are two completely non-conflicting statements in his mind

[ilya-sweetheart]

jackie thinking she’s finally found the one “my friend sally does mummy & me yoga, she’s very into fitness, she’s kind and also vegan!”

shane, head over heels in love with a crass, cigarette smoking, reckless ducati driving russian “oh, i’m not really looking to date right now, sorry.”

(please send your love to jackie and hayden when they eventually find out about ilya after ten years of trying to set shane up with “really nice girls”)

[punkitt-is-here]

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

[punkitt-is-here]

Gonna include these tags cuz they're good

[alicent-florent]

How important is representation in [Franchaela's] love story?

[e-rosieposie]

i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional “that is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypes” statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like “is me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you don’t think big tough russian can take it like a man?” and nobody quite knows if he’s kidding or not

[makingmeblue]

ilya really really really wants a secret door in their ottawa house, not the cottage the one they invite people to, purely bc he was really into spy movies as a kid and thinks it would be really cool. at first shane thinks it’s a stupid waste of money, but for christmas/ilya’s birthday he installs one that goes down to the basement, its like a bookshelf probably maybe it’s in the trophy room idk.

ilya sets up a den down there and it’s all cosy and shane ribs him for it and is like ‘oh you should show the team next time they come over for game night’ and ilya like ‘😒 would not be a secret door then would it kotenok’ so the cens don’t know about the door even though ilya is DYING to show them.

one day they have a gathering at the house and shane starts to get really overstimulated so he goes up to their room but people keep coming to find him and bring him back so eventually he just sighs and is like fine! i’ll use the stupid secret door! fuck it! and he disappears downstairs.

ilya’s like ?? where is husband?? he checks the house and can’t find him, people are asking where he is, and then it hits him and he feels so vindicated “shane thought secret door was stupid, is not so stupid now”.

once he’s efficiently gotten everyone out of the building he goes to find his husband in his cosy lil basement, all tucked up in blankets, having fallen asleep watching a hockey documentary and he carries him up to bed giving him a little kiss on the forehead

[ihni]

As someone who has also always dreamed of secret doors and rooms while growing up (but will never ever be rich enough to live somewhere where one could be installed), YES. And also, please imagine the SHENANIGANS POTENTIAL. Disappearing acts, APPEARING acts, especially in the middle of the night if they have friends or teammates over who are spending the night in a guest room or the couch or hell, a cot in said trophy room if many people stays over.

Especially if Hayden stays over. You KNOW Ilya especially would delight into making him think their house (and the trophy room especially) is haunted.

[thisfeebleheart]

[chachi-baby]

I like to imagine Rose’s brothers gave her shit for not sticking it out with Shane Hollander long enough for him to meet the family then when they find out it’s because Shane is gay they give her shit for not passing him along to one of them and she’s like??? you’re not gay??? to which they’re like !!!! everyone’s gay for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov ain’t special

[heatedrivalrysource]

via Sky TV

Jacob Tierney said ANY Heated Rivalry song would get him on the dance floor… challenge accepted 🕺⁣ ⁣

[heatedrivalrysource]

hard launching our weekend with @nadinebhabs