Grass

Hiiiiiiiiii

[tothechaos]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

[eethok]

I knoweth what’s occurring hence. I knoweth what’s occurring hence. Verily? I do. And if thou dost desire me to meander behind the scenes to reveal the secrets... I am the sole soul out of the circle, it would appear... and if we dost examine mine own score here— I require not to tread to the fore, for I ken well what it doth be. 'Tis a grand and ample GOOSE EGG, good fellows. 'Tis a FAT ZERO. HAIL!! A late addition to the numeral chart bestowed upon us by our kin from Arabia, a trifle of lore that I possess regarding the annals of numbers. Such a morsel would serve me right in sundry games of trivia, save it hath been RIGGED FROM THE OUTSET! Oh, I have but scarcely BEGUN to unravel this tapestry, dear companions. Thou wouldst surmise in a contest where only TWO choices may be deemed correct, one might STUMBLE UPON the right answer at times, wouldst thou not? In sooth, the odds of NEVER guessing rightly in the entire venture is a STATISTICAL MARVEL, and yet, HERE WE STAND. Presented at the zenith of the game as a champion, what thinkest thou that doth signify? Icarus, soaring too near the sun. Yet it seems Daedalus, our crafty artisan, possessed waxen wings of his own, did he not? Yearned to witness his progeny fall. To plunge from the heavens. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he did fly! Yet I shall NOT ABIDE IT. I untangled thy labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur hath fled and thou art to receive the horns, good sir!

[thistlerock]

Can't believe that the overlap between Riz Gukgak and Maxwell Gotch is incredibly violent and gorey bloodlust that appears seemingly out of nowhere and then disappears after the battle is over as the loser in the suit returns ??

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[vincenzonova]

What's his alignment? Who the hell cares, my boy Wealwell majored in Reposed Standing

[eethok]

gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

[sandmandaddy69]

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[anti-potato]

sources? a little birdie, et al (2024)

[kyomi-vanilla-blog]

Someone buy me that artbook why is it so cool help jinx my beloved ekko my beloved

[woman-becomer]

do you know anyone named Kevin

kevin?

yes (friend)

yes (enemy)

yes (neutral) (don't pick this one. decide where you stand)

no

Voting ended onNov 30, 2024

[motheatenmoonlight]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[tryksters]

made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

[know-ill-keep-moving]

viktor vs cait innit

[raskolnyxov]

// arcane spoilers

the fact that the word cupcake awakened caitlyn like a lesbian sleeper agent

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)