matcharon

uwu

[nat-20s]

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

[trollprincess]

[guidancerune]

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

[rosegoldobsidian-deactivated202]

Ever just be like “fuck it, imma masturbate” just to go to bed?

[soulmvtes]

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

[cornerfolks]

bug ass

bug ass

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

what do you call it:

restroom

washroom

toilet

watering hole

a secret fifth thing (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

got bullied at work for saying “gonna run to the restroom”,,,, what is it supposed to be called then 😔

reblogs appreciated I want a robust sample size :)

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

what do you call it:

restroom

washroom

toilet

watering hole

a secret fifth thing (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

got bullied at work for saying “gonna run to the restroom”,,,, what is it supposed to be called then 😔

reblogs appreciated I want a robust sample size :)

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

what do you call it:

restroom

washroom

toilet

watering hole

a secret fifth thing (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

got bullied at work for saying “gonna run to the restroom”,,,, what is it supposed to be called then 😔

reblogs appreciated I want a robust sample size :)

[echoarts03]

DEEKIDEKE HAS SPOKEN! 🙏

[apoemaday]

There Are No Boring People in This World

by Yevgeny Yevtushenko

There are no boring people in this world. Each fate is like the history of a planet. And no two planets are alike at all. Each is distinct–you simply can’t compare it. If someone lived without attracting notice and made a friend of their obscurity– then their uniqueness was precisely this. Their very plainness made them interesting. Each person has a world that’s all their own. Each of those worlds must have its finest moment and each must have its hour of bitter torment– and yet, to us, both hours remain unknown. When people die, they do not die alone. They die along with their first kiss, first combat. They take away their first day in the snow… All gone, all gone–there’s just no way to stop it. There may be much that’s fated to remain, but something–something leaves us all the same. The rules are cruel, the game nightmarish– it isn’t people but whole worlds that perish.

[valtsv]

it's kind of crazy how many online arguments we could probably eliminate if we acknowledged that finding "woke" reasons to be a bully is still being a bully

[valtsv]

like "i make fun of working class british accents but it's okay because i only do it when it's those shitty white cishet male colonizer working class british people. not any of the GOOD ONES, obviously." that's uh... not how it works unfortunately

[valtsv]

[shitpeoplesayinwarframe]

I have bloom turned off on my settings btw

[katelyn-danger]

[pancakeke]

I tried combining the 🥺 emoji with all the other emojis and these ones were the best

[vampirebeverage]

new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself

I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I can control objects with my mind