annoying on the internet

they’re saying i’m cunty and opinionated

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[spiralfucker]

When Im overstimulated I start thinking things like, if you are laughing in public and I can hear it you should be punished

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[ryebreadgf]

[girlmostlikely]

Does anyone know what I’m supposed to be doing for the rest of my life can someone tell me pleaseeeeeee don’t say whatever I want. #notsure

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[vvvisection]

[jncos]

Theory: Gordon Ramsay died from the knives thrown at him in the intro to Kitchen Nightmares, all the restaurants in the show are his dying visions and half-remembered aspects of what went wrong and brought him to this point

[johnnycrass]

been laying down a lot lately. nothing to offer anyone anywhere. busy

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[jamangobirb]

Why would I marry a man for money when I can literally marry a man to only have to wait an hour between meat and milk?

[dajo42]

oh ,, you Disagree with Me? ah .... you must be a "Narcissist"... a word i learn'd in my re search. it means... "Bad Person ".....

[jesse-pinko]

If I were Jesse I would take full advantage of Walter thinking I’m a dumbass and believing he’s the smartest person in any given room by saying progressively dumber shit and seeing how long it takes him to realize I’m fucking with him. “Mr. White what month was 9/11” and watch steam come out of his ears like Yosemite Sam

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[butchfriend]

Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College

[cognitiveinequality]