why am i awake

go the fuck to sleep

[mioxenoblade]

I love being gay and I hate the government

[fuckinsleepkid]

babygorl i am making sussy bakas from amoguses you couldnt even amagine

[wetwareproblem]

I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going here where it will get the recognition it deserves.

[tealdearest]

A pas de douche, if you will

[wetwareproblem]

All right, the rest of you can go home, this one wins.

[fuckinsleepkid]

Monsterfucker (congratulatory)

[fuckinsleepkid]

when i open my microwave that bitch should stop screaming

[fuckinsleepkid]

When your werewolf boyfriend fucks you for the first time after no nut november, it's gonna be a jizzaster.

[fuckinsleepkid]

Tinnitus be like

Shit man my ears loud AS

FUCK

[fuckinsleepkid]

An arnold palmer is a sandwich not a drink do not order a whiskey on rocks at 8am

[fuckinsleepkid]

Ive been informed an arnold palmer is actually a tea n lemonade so im double dumb

[kayforpay]

[fuckinsleepkid]

Tinnitus be like

Shit man my ears loud AS

FUCK

[fuckinsleepkid]

all the stars are trans and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[fuckinsleepkid]

Ferrets sleep 12 to 16 hours a day.

Ferrets sleep 26 to 30 hours a day.

Ferrets sleep 32 to 48 hours a day.

Ferrets sleep 96 hours a day.

[fuckinsleepkid]

Wild ferrets be like

I speak for the trees but im dummy thicc and my ass keeps falling thru the branches

[fuckinsleepkid]

A warrior who also casts spells:

A Swordceror

[fuckinsleepkid]

@kaisar-dot-com

Yeah man, like i said,

A Swordceror

[valorousimperial]

A list of dudes I am (comprehensive of mains)

@valorousimperial [royal mutant Kankri]

@bmkarkat [Royal mutant Karkat, same timeline]

@centuriontestament [Adult Equius comfortable with his own personality and sexuality, 18+ followers only]

@percheronablest [adult Equius for Continuanceatuck]

@fireworkfidelis [captain Equius Ampora for ShipWars TL]

@returnedreverend [resurrected signless for purplepimpryda’s defunct timeline, no posting]

@summonsofink [oc blog, 18+ followers only]

@suavesunlight [personal]

@amareunadea [Porrim Maryam for the tl w my royal vantases]

@fuckinsleepkid [SHITPOSTS]

[fuckinsleepkid]

Clerics be like

Macegician.

[fuckinsleepkid]

A warrior who also casts spells:

A Swordceror