fuck you, mr. mustard

this is a blog of only reblogs i am an unoriginal individual fuck you, mr. mustard

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[terminatorsunbak]

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[big-chief-woodenhead]

[glintglimmergleam]

Other features of Jewish conversational style include a preference for personal topics, abrupt shifts of topics, unhesitating introduction of new topics and persistence in reintroducing a topic if others don’t immediately pick up on it.

Jews also tend to tell more stories in their conversations, often in rounds; dramatize the point of a story instead of putting it into words; and focus on the emotional experience of it.

People whose regional and ethnic background promotes a different way of conversing may not “get the point” of these rounds of story-sharing with no real plot, [Tannen] said. They also may find the expectation of personal revelation unnervingly intrusive.

I love Deborah Tannen a lot.  I love our rude fast oversharing speech patterns a lot.

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

🗣 I 🗣 LOVE 🗣 JUDEO 🗣 LINGUISTICS

[angelcomplexion-deactivated2016]

y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

[resident-sourwolf]

My Murderer : Any last words?

Me: Hey Alexa, play africa by Toto.

[cheesymovie]

oh yeah the russian revolution, or the tsar wars, as i like to

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[hajskaeg]

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[mentakill]

lord of the rings was wild like that

[anthony-samaniego]

seven exposures on 6x7 film

[yeen-spirit-deactivated20180915]

this is the good luck opossum of 2018

she loves you and hopes you have a fantastic year

[pretzelsnake]

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

[carazelaya]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

[transgambit]

i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!! 

[repotting]

Pornhub’s entire business model revolves around stealing content made by sex workers without their consent and profiting off it with no compensation to the workers who generate the content they steal. Sex workers are an incredibly vulnerable and stigmatised class of workers, mostly women, mostly younger, mostly not rich, with little recourse, socially or legally, against a massive corporation like Pornhub.

Pornhub relies on this, on how little you care about sex workers, to maintain a business based on stealing their livelihoods. Stop applauding a corporation that literally exists to steal from marginalised workers just because they have a competent PR department.

[ravenmagill-deactivated20251029]

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.