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Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

gremlinnit-deactivated20211020

im fucking bawling thanks for that

peachykopii

Nooo my heartttt

virgil-is-a-cutie

My fucking heart omfg

internetplz

countmackulla-deactivated201809

What the fuck

mango-thot-deactivated20190520

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

beyonceisstraight

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

chilewithcarnage

Oh hell feast is back again, I totally do not regret seeing this

gluten-free-pussy

Every year I’ve seen this and I have NEVER gotten an explanation and frankly at this point I’m too scared to get one

kestrel-tree

Mansplaining protip:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

Ok, which aspect is confusing you?

It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?

So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

daughter-of-rowan

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

bendingsignpost

Additional tip:

If you need to bring up a topic you think he’ll argue against, ask him if he knows what it is, nod along as he tells you, and then build on the argument he’s just made for you by laying the base.

aka, I had a mansplaining coworker who used to trigger the shit out of my PTSD, so one day I asked him if he knew what “trigger” meant as a psychological term. He proceeded to explain my own panic attacks to me and ended up having a facial Oh Shit when I responded with “Yes, that’s exactly what happens to me when you do X, I’m glad you understand.”

It’s very hard to claim ignorance of the subject when you’ve just been so very proud of showing off your knowledge of that subject.

drsloppysawbonesmd

I’m just gonna leave this here for anyone who needs it C:

catchymemes

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

sword-and-nightingale

Take👏this👏bitch👏to👏court👏for👏harassment👏

robin-in-a-hoodie

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

advanced-procrastination

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

commandtower-solring-go

Please??

theicysneasel

Oooooo, prettyyyy…

witchywolfie

Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy

vampire-rae-deactivated20210807

This’ll be fun! :)

hyunllx

Really disheartening to see people starting to forget what started the anti-vaxxer movement.

Its not just rich white people. Its not conspiracy theorists. It's not people who are blindly religious and condemn science.

It's all people who hate autistc people. It's straight anti-autistic ableism.

It's a movement that was started by a man who hated autistic people (autistic children specifically) so much that he used his experience as a physician to fake research that stated vaccines cause autism. That man's name is Andrew Wakefield. He's still claiming his proven-false claims are true. He was born in England but lives now in Texas. And he's STILL LEADING THE ANTI-VAX MOVEMENT.

The movemnt is inherently anti-autistic. Anti-Vaxxers willingly admit theyd rather their child be dead than autistic. Please do not erase our suffering when talking about this.

rudjedet

Antivaxxers b like "I'd rather my child were dead than autistic", because that's a fucking sane opinion to have

stammsternenstaub

Life doesn’t end at 23. 30 isn’t old. Fetishising youth as the ultimate desirable characteristic in a person is actively harmful to both young and old people. Some of us lost our teenage years to abuse and recovery, and can only begin living when we’re at a different life stage. Literally knock it off, the lot of you.

I love myself.... finally.

eelpatrickharris-deactivated202

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

truth-is-bitter-blog

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

smallpwbbles

THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO GO THIS HARD AND MAKE HIM THIS ADORABLE OH MY GOD

The actual glow up I cannot look at the old version anymore holy shit

c0ffeekitten

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

c0ffeekitten

princessrhcenyra

ahdjakak oh my GOD!!

also:

cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301

How do you "abuse" free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?

headspace-hotel

today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted 4 tampons in my vagina instead of my usual 1

annacaffeina

privilege is thinking tampons are a privilege

loony-lupus

Why people tend to write Pennywise to be so clueless about the world? C'mon, he’s been here longer than any of us, he knows whats up. He probably thaught us, primitives, languages, so he can bully us properly. Needless to say he knows about all the other stuff we invented, judging by the way he interracts and speaks to humans.

clown-bait

I like writing him aware but ignorant. Like he knows it, he understands it, but hes never done it himself because he finds it tedious or boring. Like cooking for example he absolutely knows how and why but he is a gaint impatient child and would rather just eat the cake batter than wait for the cake. Or for periods he absolutely knows what they are (he straight up taunts bev with hers constantly guys) and absolutely knows how the reproductive system works but does he care enough to know which kind of tampon to use? Not so much, not until you make him go get supplies and now suddenly hes cursing himself for not paying closer attention to this. I also like the idea that he has to catch up a bit on the 30 years he missed like suddenly smart phones are a thing and omg what are these tiny computers? Werent computers bigger? Oh! Snapchat filters how fun! He learns quickly though and adapts to anything new you show him very fast. Thats how i see it at least.

trig-loves-clowning-around

The Tom Cat Project

Hi!

Meet Big Tom (14 we believe)

He passed away last week November 3rd at 4:55pm due to cancer and old age (he had FIV as well)

He started his life as a stray for about 7 years (vets estimated) he was a rough and tumble street cat until a sanctuary saved him from being put down by the shelter

You think hed be a rough cat but it was just the opposite, not only was he a blessing to me (when we got him 7 almost 8 years ago I was in a deep depression much like now) , he gave hugs and kisses, walked between your legs to beg for food and such.

I was devastated when he died last sunday, still am honestly, and I'll be damned if he's not remembered as the sweetest baby he was so here I am

Tom honestly wouldnt care that I'm doing this cause hes a cat but In his name I'm doing a project to raise money for the people who helped us get him

If you want to just donate to them out of the kindness of your heart thank you but if you need a little incentive well that's what I'm doing

I have created pins/buttons that you can purchase here for cheap

Along with commission work I will put up soon for you to look at

If you can't donate/buy anything I have to offer please consider sharing this post! It helps get it out there to help other kitties and the people that gave me my best furry friend

All money raised here will be donated to Whiskers Utah (Utah is in a stray cat population crisis at the moment as well so if you're in Utah consider adopting or helping them foster!).