all this ghosts and I still can't find a boo

well this is awkward

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[mousidy]

top 9 facts about yourself you probably already knew:

#9: on March 17th, 2026 you will bear witness to the mangled corpse of God

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[all-the-good-usernames]

Oh boy todays the day!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[iguanamarina]

[ptr-sqloint]

Comet and Calyptra for @decaying-sunflower :))

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[vampirekoolaid]

[official-cannibalism-posts]

Official Cannibalism post

[snailspotter]

Today's snail: Strombus pugilis | Fighting Conch

(source)

[maxxie-or-smth]

there are beautiful women hiding in my nightstand that whisper at me to kill the vice president at 4 am

[picklebit]

I keep hiding in this bitches nightstand and I HATE the vice president. Especially at 4am

[karvviie]

hey best friend let’s see those molars

[authentictaxi]

[8nin]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[fullofnihil]

knees don't want to be locked

[yorkshirearthurdent]

Stephen winning traitors means so much to me because it means even when I'm bright red, sweating, trembling, glancing around wide-eyed like a prey animal I can still succeed

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[wastedonillusion]

动物塑（2）

Im really not good at drawing animals so this might be the last on this topic. (I really like it though it’s supposed to be cuter in my head anyway

[writhe]

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

[twinkhole-destroyer]

and i'm not even living la vida loca