Boldly attempting to go

m 22 they/them/she/her minnesota asexual

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

[asoiaff]

[ladyofdragonstone]

I love this

[toaquiprashippar]

littlefinger has his own sygil, beric should have his own words: 

I MEAN… 

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

[mintgal]

honestly the high fantasy genre is suffering because authors can’t stop ripping off tolkien and basing their worlds off the same few shitty medieval european countries complete with Historically Accurate Misogyny™, HF has so much untapped potential for creating beautiful and diverse and interesting worlds and authors just squander it by rehashing middle earth over and over

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[kadenatho-deactivated20181203]

Janelle monae is releasing a 50min sci-fi film with dirty computer, which is about a character who is on the run from an authoritarian government in a dystopian future to avoid the erasure of her memory, she searches for her love interest played by (tessa thompson) and each music video in the film represents one of the missing memories.

[kadenatho-deactivated20181203]

apparently the movie is about a subversive group of black, brown and queer people (set in a future closer than cindy mayweather’s), who are labeled as “deviants” and have their memories forcefully erased. you can read about it here

[fullyprogrammedtotakeoffense]

me: lmao i haven’t been on tumblr in weeks good riddance

people on facebook: people on tumblr want to fuck Venom!

me: *logging back into this hellscape of a website*  

[crucibleknight]

I’ve seen posts lumping venom & the fish monster from shape of water together into the same category as pennywise and I must say it is…. Astounding to even imply they are all on the same level whatsoever like…. 

pennywise fuckers are the lowest of the low like… a monster that is ugly asf and just eats kids & minorities? hard pass. disgusting.

venom fuckers are a little better bc he’s got the whole tongue & teeth thing going for him but yr still gonna get eaten at the end of the day so? u know. unless ur into that

shape of water monster? the good gender neutral fish god? he’s the ONLY valid one out of the bunch you fuck him you get the package deal. get you a fish god that can kill for you, die for you, make you immortal so you can be together forever. get you a fish god with a sensitive side who will treat you R I G H T 

[revenorror]

I mean, if you wanna talk about ‘fuck, marry, kill’…

[crucibleknight]

this is the funniest possible response to this post it belongs to you now

[eric-coldfire]

110% wrong.

Venom doesn’t eat people for funsies, he only eats the brains of bad people, and he’s canonically good with kids

Secondly, the symbiote, once bonded will be 100% loyal to you and will fight to protect you. Feeling sick? Boom, white blood cell booster. Feel underdressed for a formal event? Boom, instant fancy suit. Bought a big ass box of Valentine’s Day chocolate and don’t have anyone to share it? Boom, symbiotes canonically love chocolate.

Venom/Symbiote is waaaaaay higher on the list than the Abe Sapien clone, but enjoy your home constantly smelling of fish, high water bills, and painstaking algae cleaning every couple of weeks I guess.

Seriously, how could you say “no” to this lil guy?

[crucibleknight]

these are all very good points! thank you for educating me on how badly i misranked venom !! fuckable AND friendly

[victorious]

@staff delete this site please

[hunkgrunk]

@staff you delete this site you’re a coward there is nothing but facts here

[haiku-robot]

@staff you delete this site you’re a coward there is nothing but facts here

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[hustlerose]

STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK VENOM!!!!!! KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thepanplaty69-deactivated201808]

If it were up to me do u know where I’d put that long ass tounge?????

[hustlerose]

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

Everyone else talking about that tongue and ignoring that jetblack excretion you can have all over you. 🤤😫😩

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand

[breakfast-four-dinner]

There are so many better possible uses of this image

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[undeterr-ed-deactivated20161230]

Friendly reminder

“Doing your best” does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.

[vastderp]

this one still smashes me in the face ten times a year. do not ignore pain, it’s no longer your best at that point

[xovortex]

it’s no longer your best at that point

[clitorous]

[fullyprogrammedtotakeoffense]

battlestar galactica is too good 

i remember watching this show in high school and being blown away and i still am its rare that a show holds up (unlike certain other shows) for me. so many shows from when i first started this blog aged poorly for me. but not this show. 

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[unpretty]

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning

also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit

[arabhusband]

Fallout 4 themed wedding. 60′s music. best man/maid of honor is a dog. priest shows up naked for some reason. audience is in T position clipping through chairs. your wife dies