paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]
ben wyattās voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

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paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]
ben wyattās voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:
I love this
littlefinger has his own sygil, beric should have his own words:Ā
I MEANā¦Ā
i canāt believe i used to think people my age were adults
the older you are reading this post the funnier it is
honestly the high fantasy genre is suffering because authors canāt stop ripping off tolkien and basing their worlds off the same few shitty medieval european countries complete with Historically Accurate Misogynyā¢, HF has so much untapped potential for creating beautiful and diverse and interesting worlds and authors just squander it by rehashing middle earth over and over
this is⦠maybe the funniest thing thatās ever happened on television? iāve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours
Janelle monae is releasing a 50min sci-fi film with dirty computer, which is about a character who is on the run from an authoritarian government in a dystopian future to avoid the erasure of her memory, she searches for her love interest played by (tessa thompson) and each music video in the film represents one of the missing memories.
apparently the movie is about a subversive group of black, brown and queer people (set in a future closer than cindy mayweatherās), who are labeled as ādeviantsā and have their memories forcefully erased. you can read about it here
me: lmao i havenāt been on tumblr in weeks good riddance
people on facebook: people on tumblr want to fuck Venom!
me: *logging back into this hellscape of a website*Ā Ā
Iāve seen posts lumping venom & the fish monster from shape of water together into the same category as pennywise and I must say it isā¦. Astounding to even imply they are all on the same level whatsoever likeā¦.Ā
pennywise fuckers are the lowest of the low like⦠a monster that is ugly asf and just eats kids & minorities? hard pass. disgusting.
venom fuckers are a little better bc heās got the whole tongue & teeth thing going for him but yr still gonna get eaten at the end of the day so? u know. unless ur into that
shape of water monster? the good gender neutral fish god? heās the ONLY valid one out of the bunch you fuck him you get the package deal. get you a fish god that can kill for you, die for you, make you immortal so you can be together forever. get you a fish god with a sensitive side who will treat you R I G H TĀ
I mean, if you wanna talk about āfuck, marry, killāā¦
this is the funniest possible response to this post it belongs to you now
110% wrong.
Venom doesnāt eat people for funsies, he only eats the brains of bad people, and heās canonically good with kids
Secondly, the symbiote, once bonded will be 100% loyal to you and will fight to protect you. Feeling sick? Boom, white blood cell booster. Feel underdressed for a formal event? Boom, instant fancy suit. Bought a big ass box of Valentineās Day chocolate and donāt have anyone to share it? Boom, symbiotes canonically love chocolate.
Venom/Symbiote is waaaaaay higher on the list than the Abe Sapien clone, but enjoy your home constantly smelling of fish, high water bills, and painstaking algae cleaning every couple of weeks I guess.
Seriously, how could you say ānoā to this lil guy?
these are all very good points! thank you for educating me on how badly i misranked venom !! fuckable AND friendly
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@staff you delete this site youāre a coward there is nothing but facts here
@staff you delete this site youāre a coward there is nothing but facts here
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STOP MAKING POSTS ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK VENOM!!!!!! KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it were up to me do u know where Iād put that long ass tounge?????
Everyone else talking about that tongue and ignoring that jetblack excretion you can have all over you. š¤¤š«š©
when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand
There are so many better possible uses of this image
then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?
heās not reading this
Who?
Jared, heās 19 and he never fucking learned how to read
Friendly reminder
āDoing your bestā does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.
this one still smashes me in the face ten times a year. do not ignore pain, itās no longer your best at that point
itās no longer your best at that point
No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man?Ā
Better?
Much.Ā
thereās something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet
sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning
also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit
Fallout 4 themed wedding. 60ā²s music. best man/maid of honor is a dog. priest shows up naked for some reason. audience is in T position clipping through chairs. your wife dies