can I get a Uhhhhh

[gasterofficial]

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[pacificrim-archive]

im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[junglejim4322]

You’re in her dms I actually don’t know either of you

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

My Allens

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Old Man

[eleemosynecdoche]

Happy Halloween.

[depsidase]

[chiphater]

we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh

[chiphater]

imagine the guy who happens to discover the Mold That Heals You but unfortunately he’s part of the 10% of people who’s bodies turns it into the Mold That Kills You Harder

[oneheadtoanother]

[yo-its-matt]

it sure fucking is buddy

[fraterrisus]

one of the most signs ever

[hjartasalt]

Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy

[thickness-protection-program]

You've been working hard all day queen and you deserve time on your phone

[officialboredom]

Me one minute into my workday

[thickness-protection-program]

One minute of hard work queen. Go on your phone 🤳🏿

[pitbolshevik]

what the fuck is this

[cabybapa]

there are people trying to talk to you on discord

[whoredad]

penis situational

penis metaphorical

wanna know the penis future

ask the penis oracle

[rabbiteclair]

if I got this tag on a post under any other circumstances I'd be going into the witness protection program

[factsinallcaps]

ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

[factsinallcaps]

SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

[czolgusszy]

i think they probably argued that fish sticks arent food for fish, theyre food for people, and thus depicting them as fish sticks was accepted

[factsinallcaps]

IT WAS A FISH-ONLY EVENT AND THE NEXT THING THAT HAPPENED WAS A SNACK VENDOR SLAPPED UP A SIGN SELLING FISH STICKS FOR A DOLLAR