[funkthat]

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*

them: that doesn't sound healthy

me: yeah lol

me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*

me: why the fuck

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[oathovoblivion]

@vesslia

[secretsf0rabuck]

@tastefully-toasty

[filenames]

[intercal]

This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

[catbountry]

#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure

Same, actually.

[glubtier]

I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out it’s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OP’s point. 

[fitblrholics]

If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)

[the-exercist]

Just like if you break apples and grapefruit down into their chemical components, I’m willing to bet that most people wouldn’t recognize the “ingredients” either. It’s a bunch of words you don’t even know:

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Don’t use these scare tactics - Chemicals aren’t inherently bad. Literally everything is made up chemicals. Trust me, your body knows what niacin is. It knows how to digest fructose and calcium sulfate. Even if you only consume the most basic and “real” foods that are pulled directly off the vine, you’re still ingesting a series of chemical compounds that you probably can’t pronounce. That’s okay. 

[ohnofixit]

thanks to drhoz for submitting!

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

“If you can’t pronounce it, it’s bad for you” is literally the worst pseudo-scientific scaremongering bullshit tactic. I hate it so much.

I’m pretty sure you can pronounce “arsenic”, but that doesn’t change the fact that arsenic is highly toxic. On the other hand, you couldn’t pronounce “cycloadenosine monophosphate” or “nicotine-amide-dinucleotide-phosphate”, though both of them serve vital roles in human biochemistry and you would die if your body wouldn’t produce them.

[dr-archeville]

Cyanide: Easy to pronounce, very bad for you.

Eicosapentaenoic acid: Difficult to pronounce, very good for you.

It’s more important to know what the chemicals are and why they’re in there.  Anti-intellectualism helps no one.

[probablyasocialecologist]

– James Kennedy, ‘Chemophobia’ is irrational, harmful – and hard to break

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

I’m gonna keep reblogging this until my knuckles fall off.

[zooophagous]

This is especially hilarious because grapefruit is well known for being dangerous for some people because of how it can interact with certain medications. Do fruit loops do that?

[writingbiologi]

“Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy.” - Paracelsus

[hippano]

Here’s some cardio lecture crammed into a gif. >_> You see I DO STUDY!!

I tried to match the gif’s frame rate timing to a real resting heartbeat, so if you’re sitting at a computer this might match you! The rate for this heart is 72 bpm. (unless it’s lagging. please do not match the lagging heartbeat, only zombies do that.) 

[nursingquotes]

Resident looking to the RN for Answers.

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[silverstars87]

Lol I’m not going to help you after you didn’t help me with the pimping questions I received.

[theglowstickchronicles]

After you ignored my pages all morning and then sarcastically told me you “don’t have a crystal ball”? HAHAHAHA you’re on your own, son!

[truebluemeandyou]

How to Answer the Top 35 Asked Interview Questions from The Undercover Recruiter here. Go to the link for a high resolution image. Posted for friends looking for jobs this summer.  Unfortunately you may also be asked illegal questions and these are two pretty good articles here and here. 

Other good links I’ve posted regarding jobs:

15 Stories to have Ready for Your Interview Infographic.

10 Useful Grammar Tips for Your Resume Infographic. 

Guide to What Your Clothing Colors Say About You During an interview infographic.

[nursingdiary]

[nefarious-n]

When you go out to eat on your day off and a person at the table beside you loses consciousness

[itsmandybitchachos]

The best one I’ve seen yet

[nursehumorprn]

When I catch the patient lying in an interview and I'm subtly trying to let the doc know

[wiferhi]

Cleaning a coccyx wound on a parapelrgic patient and he yells out “OW”. I immediately apologize for hurting him, he laughs at me and says “just kidding im paralyzed, i just like to scare the student nurses” 😂😂😂

[freshrn]

[buzzfeedlgbt]

Ellen DeGeneres Explains The Travel Ban With “Finding Dory” (x)

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

[snarkynurses]

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😩😞😭 #snarkynurses

[caringintensely]

Low Census

I’m very strongly hoping that I get called off tonight.

Please please please….let this be me.

[hungoverstudentnurse]

Sneaking into a patient’s room to do something and they start to wake up

[nurs-ology]

Literally everyone on the hall when dealing with my patient today 😂

[thefuturern]

...with some exceptions, of course

caine= local anesthetics cillin= antibiotics dine= anti-ulcer agents done= opiod analgesics ide= oral hypoglycemics iam= antianxiety agents micin= antibiotics nium= neuromuscular blocking agents olol= beta blockers ole= anti-fungal oxacin= antibiotics pam= antianxiety agents pril= ace inhibitors sone= steroids statin= antihyperlipidemics vir= antivirals zide= diuretics