formerly nightdutynurse.

why am i still on here?

[capturetheatre]

this is genius!!!!

performer: @abby_seim 

video source:  @josey__terry

[sapphire363]

Ok so not only is this person a fantastic singer, this is also fucking hilarious

[catasters]

[auckie]

LOL STUPIDHEAD

[auckie]

Melon ass

[forkeepsblog]

“The person you marry is the person you fight with. The house you buy is the house you repair. The dream job you take is the job you stress over. Everything comes with an inherent sacrifice -whatever makes us feel good will also inevitably make us feel bad. What we gain is also what we lose. What creates our positive experiences will define our negative experiences.”

— Mark Manson, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck 

[gif87a-com]

[leolomir-blog]

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

[caffeinatedcorvid]

@bruvebanner

[liz-the-lemur]

UNMUTE UNMUTE UNMUTE

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[sweetcribs]

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

[youmaycallmecas]

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

[queengreendown]

It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to expose our own flaws. We don’t talk about the heavy responsibility of that. We don’t talk about how we’re too lazy or too cowardly sometimes. We instead accuse love of being elusive. It isn’t. It is omnipresent. It asks us to be better people. And sometimes we flat out refuse.

[radi0-open-door]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[delmondo]

what if we pissed in the toilet

[sketchdeath]

me to everyone in the mens bathroom

[unclefather]

[cursedcatimages]

betrayal

[latadelixo]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

Set sail bitch

[juanin-pro]

[fuckyeahyoga]

[commonrn]

Go ahead #Nurblr, what’s yours?

[jeaniefranklins]

[raychillster]

note to self: you are an intelligent woman. forgive yourself for all the times you were stupid and naive. you are a woman of heart. forgive yourself for the times you were soft when you should have been hard.