Funnier as an Imagimancer

[funnier-as-an-imagimancer]

Another "funnier from the pov of" blog, this time for imagimancers.

Imagimancy is just a fancy word for having imaginary friends as an adult on purpose.

Imagimancy definition

posts don't have to specifically be "funny"

currently run by one person ( @itsokimnotrealeither ) and idk what I'm doing or how to do this

you can try to tag this blog on posts for me to reblog I guess????

[creation-help]

Did you know you're allowed to imagine your ocs comforting you about something you struggle with or supporting you in some way? Yep it's all allowed. They can be out of character and unrealistic too if you want. Totally allowed and legal. Nobody has to even know. In case you feel like you need permission here you are ☝️ I grant you full permission. But you shouldn't need it. Just a kind reminder is all

[bystorywriter]

@funnier-as-a-system

[teendirt-agebag]

my brain is always chattering to itself and i just gotta be like yeah ok buddy

[chestersbraincell]

@funnier-as-a-system

[draconym]

I need you to know that (as a short person) everytime i have to get a jar off a high shelf i think of your "baguette tool as narrated by David Attenborough" post.

And when i GET the thing (usually with tongs) i hear (DA, pleasantly) "Success!" in my head.

I CANNOT explain this to anyone IRL.

Invite Sir David Attenborough into your heart and you will hear him narrating everything you do

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[yellow-cat]

i never managed to kill the part of me thats so so so so scared all the time but i did make another guy to balance him out and they're kind of tentative friends now

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[demon-xuan]

@funnier-as-a-system

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[fic-dumpster]

[skaraptor]

you are never alone in your pain because there is always The Character

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[decaffynated]

[redstonedust]

motivating yourself to do things by thinking "my blorbo would want me to do this" is much less effective when you know in your heart that your blorbo is operating on a much worse level of self care than you. my blorbo would not care if i brush my teeth or take a shower today. my blorbo eats rocks and wears shirts they found on the floor.

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Started using this every time I go to enter a shop I haven't bought from before.

[patatedvce]

the way he just accidentally made the best affirmations for neurodivergents and socially awkward guys. like yeeeees i am a regular guy ! i can answer the phone c:

[krakenteacups]

[yuiwrong]

Caught red-handed

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.