gripping and farting?

toxic masculinity>>>≥>>≥>>

[dqnquality]

[danceintheskies]

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY TASTES LIKE PRION DISEASE !!!

[adorablesapling]

[eric-coldfire]

Must’ve missed it during that time.

[lesbianshepard]

can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.

[pepsimayo]

So what actually happened was senator Kennedy said to Neera Tandem, “you basically called Bernie Sanders everything but an ignorant slut”

Which apparently is a reference to a SNL sketch from 1970s, which is odd but also not completely batshit crazy

But what is crazy is that senator Lindsey Graham in the background, who was not actively part of the conversation, then interrupting to respond with “well I wouldn’t say ignorant”

So whilst technically no senator referred to Bernie Sanders as an “ignorant slut”, senator Lindsey Graham did state quite firmly that he is in fact a slut, just a very knowledgable one

[cryptid-sighting]

I’m reading reviews of off-brand maxtrax style recovery boards and this review kills me. Imagine being that UPS driver, delivering a package to some guy at the end of this muddy clay road and of course you fucking get stuck and you think “well, my day just went to shit” but then the guy you just made the delivery to busts the package open and pulls out a set of recovery boards and gets you unstuck in one shot, can you even imagine 

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[beatlesweatles]

wyd after smokin this

[eventai]

[vhsvaporwave]

L E A N Y   M A G I C I A N

[coughloop]

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool

[loversdreamersandyou]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Is the implication here that:

a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity

b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity

c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

[zekthesans]

d) Gonzo is ADHD, and is answering Kermit’s question, then immediately asking him a question with no ties to to original question Kermit asked him

[nickerino]

ˢₐʏ ₕᵉₗˡₒ ᵗₒ ᵗₕᵉ ᴬₗˡₑᵍᵣᵒ ₓ⁹ᴊ ᶜₒᵈₑ ⁿₐᵐₑ “ᴿₑᵈₑᵉₘᵉᵣ” ᵃₜ ᵗₕᵉ ᴹₐˢₒⁿ ₘᵒᴡᵉᵣ ₛᵏᵤⁿₖʷₒʳₖˢ ᶦₙˢᵢᵈₑ ᴹₒᵘₙᵗ ʜᵒₒᵈ. ⁷₃ ᵈₑᶜᵢᵇₑˡₛ ₒᶠ ₜʷᵢⁿ₋ᵇₐʳᵣᵉₗ ᶠₒᵘᵣ⁻ˢₜʳₒᵏₑ ʷₐʳ ᶜᵣʸ, ₐˡₗ ᵃₜ ᵃ ₚʳᵢᶜₑ ᴵ ᶜₐⁿ’ₜ ᵣᵉₐˡₗʸ ₐᶠғᵒᵣᵈ.

[excon-princess-deactivated20210]

Cyberpunk 2077 players: omg all this crime, homeless ppl, hostile design on public benches, rude destitute people, and trash everywhere this is a grim dark dystopian future omgggg

Basically any Californian in the Bay Area or LA:

[overdone-delicacy]

San Diego as well

[funnyhoodvinecompilation2016]

San Diego isn't THAT bad

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um. Saw  a screenshot of this on the “foreskin fraud” post here. acquaintances with the OP can 100% confirm he’s not a fascist nor was it a dog whistle its just a dumb joke.

[hotvampireadjacent]

the post this was about btw LMAO

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

microdosing vitamins

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they don’t exist.

Ice T:

[7wise]

[yehudah]

[ohevoyev]

hannibal au where they’re both normal. and this is how hannibal mentally fucks with will

[hodlmyvodka]

Romantic side of Russia

[femeren]

I would break up with a guy like this on the spot. You make me fear for my life, and for yours, make me absolutely terrified of being raped and tortured and murdered (I don’t trust police officers and military very much) for this? Fuck you

[ultreit-gote]

You don’t deserve a guy of that caliber

[hodlmyvodka]

Romantic side of Russia

[bprinny]

Is Russia even a real country

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[insaneostyle]

Everyone in the comments doesn’t understand romance smh

[buy-me-mcdonalds]

Are you fucking shitting me?