Idk Man

Jordan (he/they) 21

[funstuffwithjordanuniverse]

one time my partner had a dream that Bubbles (the power puff girl) punched Cosmo (from fairly oddparents) so hard that he went flying through space and time and got turned into a QR code

[tlirsgender]

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

[vitalinformations]

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

[tlirsgender]

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

[abbaswift]

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

[toldasor]

Moreover, 2025 is also the sum of CONSECUTIVE cubes

2025 is equal to 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³, which is quite special in its own right, and for it to coincide with a square integer... *chefs kiss*

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[dagwolf]

Laziness Does Not Exist

Psychological research is clear: when people procrastinate, there's usually a good reason

good read for teachers.

[quoms]

[…] When a person fails to begin a project that they care about, it’s typically due to either a) anxiety about their attempts not being “good enough” or b) confusion about what the first steps of the task are. Not laziness. In fact, procrastination is more likely when the task is meaningful and the individual cares about doing it well.

[ahziz-imsorry]

I’ve been yelling this for years

[demonprincex]

Hi yall, author of the piece here. Medium instituted a pay wall so here is a link to access it for free:

Laziness Does Not Exist

But unseen barriers do

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[archibaldtuttle]

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Big Things Are Coming

[etchif]

[etchif]

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

[eruhamster]

[kaban-bang]

[cacodaemonia]

I am begging people not to rely on generative ai for any facts ever. It hallucinates ALL THE TIME. That's why people in gen-ai images have wonky hands or why you get answers like the math one above. To quote the wikipedia article on the phenomenon: chatbots hallucinate as much as 27% of the time.

[rasputinaillyanna]

how it feels reading replies to this post

[raakhti]

what is HAPPENING

[moonglade-poetess]

Hey guys, with so much love, and as someone with an actual English degree:

Please just use Sparknotes if you're going to do this. I get it. I do. But chatgpt or other genAI shit doesn't actually know what's important for you to know, and in some cases it might fully make shit up. Use sparknotes. Failing that, talk to someone who did read it. I'm begging.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

oh my god, there's whole books series that ALREADY do that. Have they never heard of the No Fear series published by Sparknotes? It puts a plain everyday english translation on the opposite page from the original text, plus character lists with descriptions and helpful commentary.

stop using AI for things that already exist!

[memewhore]

[3000s]

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

[3000s]

the whole club was gone

[catspores]

she failed to arrive to hit the floor

[geekysteven]

The only clue was the word "CROATOAN" carved into the bar

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

russian speaking guy who is like "okay libs this is basic grammar: there are three genders"

[max1461]

Dyirbal speaker who is like "okay libs this is basic grammar there are sixteen genders"

Arawá speaker who is like "okay libs this is basic grammar there are two orthogonal systems of gender one with a closed feminine/nonfeminine distinction and the other with a large and potentially open set of classifier morphemes used with adjectives and numerals"

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[solarsyrup]

apparently lugia was created specifically for the second pokemon movie?? like the creator was surprised to see it in the games??

[solarsyrup]

what the fuck

[midnightraven13]

Also Takeshi Shudo, who created Lugia, intended for it to be a maternal figure as the creator of life on Earth, but then the company chose a masculine voice for Lugia which apparently bothered Shudo for the rest of his life.

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post. Also what the fuck

[jame7t]

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

[ashortstoryaboutlove]

And the best reply:

[theconcealedweapon]

[alarajrogers]

Saved by the actual killer; let's not forget that Luigi Mangione was almost certainly framed and is most likely not The Claims Adjuster. (I love that name. Robin Hoodie was good too, but The Claims Adjuster is perfect.)

I mean. Days after the killing, he is still carrying around the weapon and a handwritten manifesto in his backpack? A 3d printed weapon, which he could have melted down and destroyed, or thrown into the Hudson River, because the thing about 3d printed guns is that unlike standard manufactured guns, it's really hard to identify who printed them? When his bag was searched out of anyone's sight, hours after his arrest? By a notoriously corrupt police district under pressure to make an arrest?

We need to stop accepting reflexively the narrative the NYPD and the media have tried to sell us; it's got way too many holes in it and it runs the risk that an innocent man will spend his life in jail or be executed for a crime he didn't commit. The fact that we would all support him if he did commit it is irrelevant; the state will grind him through the gears of injustice if it can.

[thespyglassofvision]

This 100%. Several students in my ethics class a few weeks ago wanted to discuss "Luigi Mangione killing a healthcare CEO" and were very confused when I said that no, we do not know that he did it. One person even told me they thought he confessed. This narrative that we know he did it, and we now must only consider our thoughts on his actions has become insanely prevalent. Even the professor went along with it without question.

[haunteddollsgeorg]

I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”

A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams

It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going

But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium

[haunteddollsgeorg]

Ugh a coworker I adore is leaving for a new job opportunity. She was talking about how she’s happy and excited, but also sad and scared and nervous. I was like “omg you’re having a fishbag moment! Those feelings are what this tattoo represents!”

She said “I don’t like this feeling why would you get that tattooed on you”

And I said “because it means you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium 😌”

She had to walk away bc she started crying lol, and then shouted “THAT WAS CUTE” at me from down the hall