ambiguously SHRIMP-Shaped Creature

RYO, LV. 20, SHE/THEY || THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR

[furyohin4urr20]

Hello, you beautiful boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in-betweens! My name is Ryo and welcome to my blog!

☆🦐 About Me! 🦐☆

🦐 Ryo || 20 || ♒️

🦐 She/They || Bisexual Nonbinary || Resident Shrimp Freak

🦐 Mostly reblogs with occasional art posts, tags down below ⬇️

☆🦐 DNI 🦐☆

⚠️ LGBTQ+ EXCLUSIONISTS AND TERFS

⚠️ HOMOPHOBIA/APHOBIA/TRANSPHOBIA

⚠️ RACISTS/XENOPHOBES/ZIONISTS

⚠️ PROSHIPPING

☆🦐 Tag Guide 🦐☆

🦐 #fu ryohin: Any post I've made myself.

🦐 #fr reblogs: Posts that aren't mine but I added to.

🦐 #fr asks: Answered asks.

🦐 #(x)core: Posts that remind me of my silly ocs, any fandom characters are tagged otherwise.

🦐 #shrimp tag: posts about shrimps and other crustaceans.

My pokemon art side blog is @ryoz-poke-center !! please check it out if you wanna see some of my pokemon gijinka stuff 🦐♥️

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[loathsomespider]

in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual

[corrucyst]

What was it like directing blade II

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @thatonelemoneater

[yasmin1000000]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[iamnmbr3]

Sorry to be unfun and pedantic don't think this is funny. I totally get that this is meant as a harmless joe and no hate to op. But seeing it get shared around so much is emblematic of the kind of casual misandry that has become normalized in many leftwing spaces.

It's why trans men often find themselves so unwelcome. It's also a very dangerous pipeline to gender essentialism and TERF ideology. Because it promotes the idea that men are inherently predatory and bad due to biology. Which they're not. That's just repacked "boys will be boys." Which is gross and sexist. Men who behave badly can and should do better.

And cis men also often find themselves unwelcome in Leftists spaces because of this type of humor. And that's not ok either.

We need to get rid of the idea that there are certain classes of humans that are ok to look down on or who deserve violence. I understand this is not literally calling for the death of all men, but if you wouldn't make this kind of joke about women or any other group then maybe think about why you're making it in this way. Actual progressivism is about being welcoming to ALL people.

These kind of jokes are not just bigoted and hurtful. They also are counterproductive because it allows the far right to radicalize people by painting the Left as a bunch of man hating extremists.

[yasmin1000000]

I hate men im a misandrist

[iamnmbr3]

I condemn hatred and bigotry in all its forms. Sexism is a very old and damaging form of bigotry that is pervasive across all societies. It has gotten better though and can continue to get better if we work at it. I encourage you to put your energy into loving your fellow human beings instead of into find a group it is socially acceptable to hate for internet clout. Otherwise we will never stop being imprisoned by gender essentialist ideas or be free to create a truly equal and loving society.

Consider why you have a need to dismiss the idea of bigotry being harmful through flippancy. Does it really make you happy? Sexism like all bigotry can feel fun or satisfying in the moment. Especially towards a group that is socially acceptable to mock or whose problems seem "not that bad" or even not real. But it is poison. It destroys you inside.

You are helping no one. You are feeding the internet echo chamber of outrage. Consider being kind. I promise you that you will feel so much happier.

[yasmin1000000]

I support and encourage hatred of men

[butcherbean]

I'm probably just going insane over a year old post but aside from the other positions taken by this person (not op), I feel like this is a reasonable take? I understand that men are a privileged social class in broader culture and that it's okay to make jokes punching up against them but when the joke is "all men should fucking die" as put forth by so many of the reblogs I fail to too it a bit.

Maybe I just don't have the capacity to tell when people are serious and when they are joking, but I feel like other tfems on this website have absolutely deranged takes when it comes to men.

[terriblewomanyuri]

The complete eradication of men is not only a goal which tumblr transfems could easily achieve, but something which will happen quite soon. Posts like these are sincere discussions of strategy on how to completely annihilate men.

[terriblewomanyuri]

that’s feminism.

[memetrash-coyote]

I don't have a lot of In Progress shots of this bag, but this shrimp bag was a delight to make. I like its size, and this red leather is fun (it's like the blue leather I used with the sting ray)

[depsidase]

[aimervee]

So anyways the Pokecology book is really good you guys

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[bibbsy]

weve all been there girl

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[shittysawtraps]

whenever you see a random torture machine in a horror movie that’s because jigsaw is doing some freelance work so he can make rent

[shittysawtraps]

big homoerotic climactic scene in james bond movie ruined after john kramer barges in and starts arguing with the villain about an overdue invoice

[crazysodomite]

falls asleep sitting up and with my mjouth open

[basyacriptid]

[crazysodomite]

this is making me laugh so hard

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem