Lady Wildflower

Essie | She/Her - Trans Woman | Tangata Tiriti | Lady Winifred de Flundrepool | Writeblr in theory | Grey Ace Lesbian | Trying to write a political and smutty WLW Kiwi werewolf novel, but getting constantly distracted by Star Trek fanfiction!

[lady-wildflower]

Did a wee mockup of my Lal from Offspring, now she's returned to the Enterprise as a Lieutenant JG Doctor as of S5 E06 The Game!

I used a screenshot of Deanna from Phantasms and a photo of Hallie Todd in Who Will Love My Children? (1983), since it's easier to integrate the black hair and stuff and they're not too dissimilar in proportions (if you ignore that Marina Sirtis is at least ten centimetres taller than Hallie Todd). Plus it was a shot with Spot in it, I had to. Unfortunately nobody suitable to edit her onto in Starfleet seems to put their hair up, my Lal's supposed to have more of a ponytail most of the time after her time at the Academy.

[lady-wildflower]

Found someone with a ponytail!

[lady-wildflower]

And now that I've posted Lal's career move in Voyaging Offspring, Lal circa 2371 using Dax from Bar Association!

[segamascott]

[oldshrewsburyian]

I have this screenshot saved as "beyond parody."

[crabussy]

Remember to enrol to vote before October 25 or you won't be able to vote in the general election on November 7! Youth aged 18-24 are the most underrepresented voting block (only 54% are enrolled!)

yup!!! I enrolled a few months ago [: reminder for anyone else from aotearoa who is seeing this!

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[evilwizard]

you’re going to have to sub to my onlyacolytes for that

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[depsidase]

[terramythos]

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

[ferrocyan]

piss rich reading comprehension

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

[diabolicali]

Star Trek: The Next Generation

↳Data's Day

Stargate SG-1

↳Message in a Bottle

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[official-anti-jkr-posts]

This would be equally as shitty if the woman who was misgendered and insulted was trans instead of having PCOS btw

This is an official anti-JKR post

[butcherrypie]

I think its pretty fucked up she's recording calls to a rape helpline tbh

[iguanamouth]

whoops

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[ryllen]

🍮

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[mushroomofficial]

more snow