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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Claire Keane
RMH
Origami Around
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styofa doing anything
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Misplaced Lens Cap
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
DEAR READER
pixel skylines
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Peter Solarz
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Cosmic Funnies
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@fynesteyn
The most commonly accepted age range that I have seen for Millennials is, in fact, Chris Evans to Tom Holland. (1981 to 1996)
At this point, the Millennials are, for the most part, no longer the kids on your lawn; they’re your slightly-younger friends also complaining about the kids on the lawn.
The Holland-Evans Range sounds vaguely astronomical. I like it
LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY
E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E
GLSKGKSKGMSKVK
*drinks water*
prison transfer
My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween
Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~
in the year 2018, I can not believe
in the year 2019, i can not believe
it’s summer and i’m still gonna reblog
Gotta say, this is perfect for any time, not just halloween
“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!!
When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.
Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”
- Erin Biba
In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride
UPDATE:
“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows
If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”
- Erin Biba
Hey that last one is a Mood
“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!!
When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.
Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”
- Erin Biba
In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride
UPDATE:
“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows
If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”
- Erin Biba
Hey that last one is a Mood
I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince
friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.
@lynne-monstr
This is the best thing in my life
Great, now we gotta kinkshame the cephlapods
1) the cephalopods have done nothing, these adverts were made by humans, do not blame these innocent creatures for the things that make you uncomfortable.
2) Jellies are not cephalopods they’re medusozoas
3) …ngl i really really love cephalopods i think they’re fascinating and octopodes especially are SUPER THRILLING to me because they’re so fucking smart, and I would feel, frankly, honored to be embraced by an octopus.
…It’s just occurred to me that I am possibly part of the target demographic for this ad campaign.
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
BRING BACK THE LEMONS!!!!
(Lemons =very graphic
Lime = lightly graphic
Orange = non-graphic
And SQUICK means you might not like all the themes featured so read at your own discretion, and be responsible for your own damn self!)
To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"
þink again.
getting thorny in the linguistics fandom
þorny*
That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.
On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.
This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.
That guy named himself SsillySsadass.
Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E
that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time
oh boy
Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.
И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.
П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.
У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.
Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!
Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.
ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES
This is pronounced Stargoat.
Reblogging for Stargoat.
STARGOAT
it’s just one of those croissant days
we love a recovery
what th
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE
This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
I don’t know if writers put queerbait into their shit to fuck with us fans or because they think gay people are comedy fodder or they just genuinely don’t realize that their characters are super fucking gay for each other, but talking to them about it is like walking in on someone in a kitchen while they’re mixing milk, eggs, sugar, etc., together in a bowl, with a cookbook open in front of them turned to a cake recipe; asking if they’re making a cake, and them fervently denying making a cake, even though the ingredients are right fucking there.
And you have no idea if that batter is going into the oven or not. If it’s the writers of Supernatural, they’ll just keep standing there, mixing forever until they eventually just throw the batter out; all the while, Misha Collins is posting cake memes and making cake puns. If it’s Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, they’ll just dump the bowl of batter all over you, telling you that there was never going to be a cake, and that you’re a fucking idiot for wanting one. If it’s the writers of The 100, they bake the cake alright, and it seems like really good cake. But before you can even have a bite, the writers take the cake and chuck it in the garbage.
JK Rowling just hands you an empty platter and says, “this is cake.”
If I may add to this:
The Gotham writers bake cake and hold it to you only to take it back at the last moment. Cake? You want cake? Cake is bad for you. Cake will make you fat and rot your brain. Only sick people would want this cake.
This? It isn’t even a cake. It was never even a cake. Get your mind out of the gutter. It was never going to be cake. The cake was never here.
I’m making bread
bread boys
my sons!
THEY’RE DELICIOUS
frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power
million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.
Fact:
They actually did that.
cannot. stop. laughing.
Nature’s steady cam, once again one step ahead of us.
Consider: Found Footage Horror but it’s all filmed by Chicken Cams
Two types of British people
THIS is what the government doesn’t want you to know
