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you know what day it is……….
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
I’m sorry I can’t have a Christmas without this post on my blog
Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞
Jesus, leave his ass.
We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.
My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning. They don’t want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.
This is so sad
This isnt cute or quirky. This means hes a fucking hopeless user
Please date a man who actually acts like an adult.
Ok I lived with my ex for 2 years and he literally wouldn’t be able to get his own food if I wasn’t at home, I’d get home from work and he’d be angry at me for “making him starve”
My current partner has lived on his own for 8 years and the absolute most I have to help him with is maybe sending him $20 so he can make a bill payment on time
It made me realise for 2-4 years I wasn’t a girlfriend I was a fucking mother
Men who have been independent are capable of reverting if given the slightest excuse. When we married, my ex husband was 10 years older than me and had lived on his own for 8ish years. Yet (and I allowed this until I finally got fed up and took us to counseling) I did 80% of the cooking, because I was better at it. Same with the cleaning, shopping, social planning, etc.
After I left, in the first six months I got texts or calls asking me to please tell him:
The online banking password (dude, I left you, you should really change that)
Where I ordered his special-wecial organic underwear
Where the good cutting board was (my dad gave it to us at our wedding, genius, I took it with me along with the rest of the stuff from my family)
What brand butter we bought
What brand of local kielbasa we bought
Who his doctor was
What RMV office had the shortest lines
Where the old tax returns were (in the fucking box labeled tax returns)
The phone number for his best friend
I shit you not.
Then he had a heart attack (mild) and none of his family or friends were around to take him to the hospital. But instead of calling 911, he called me, who by then lived 45 minutes away. He lived 5 minutes from an EMS dispatch location. He called me, despite the fact that he didn’t believe me 8 months prior when I was feeling suicidal and I had to call a cab to go alone to check myself into the hospital for a 72-hour hold. I told him to call 911, hung up on him when he whined about “making a fuss”, called 911, called his siblings and then texted them “your brother is having a heart attack, I called 911 for him, come home,” and washed my hands of it.
Emotionally vacant men who won’t do household labor or emotional labor are not Nazis, but they aren’t good people, either, and you don’t have to put up with their shit.
Millennial women of Tumblr, please read this post.
And then please: make the decision for yourself to never stay with a man who expects you to be his mother and servant.
I don’t have the patience for this.
I find it important to add: dear mothers (and fathers), don’t let your sons get away with this sort of behavior past childhood. Teach your boys to be as independent as your daughters. Teach them it’s their responsibility to look after their own shit, not wait for a mother/wife/slave figure to do it instead of them.
because I shit you not, I work with 3 mothers in their 50s from various backgrounds who all have sons my age (early to middle twenties), and they still don’t demand they help out around the house or do other essentials like cleaning, cooking or washing their own clothes. And that’s just fucking sad for everyone, not just the people they might end up in relationships with.
An American man was killed on an island inhabited by a tribe known to resist outside contact in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. And, his body still lies there. The North Sentinel Island is home to the Sentinelese, an indigenous tribe that is furiously rejects outside contact.
Y'all hear sum? I thought I might have, but nope.
Missionary or not, if you go somewhere where it is widely known they don’t want visitors and it is literally illegal to contact them or go on their land, and you get clapped, that is your own fault.
Stop trying to colonize everyone and mind your business.
this man wasn’t a tourist — he was an intruder.
Left out of the headlines and first paragraphs:
He was killed on his THIRD visit.
The first time the locals shot arrows at the kayak he used to get from the fishing boat he hired to the shore. That dissuaded him for a day. Then he came back with a large fish as a gift. The locals accepted the fish and told him to leave. He whipped out his Bible and they shot up the Bible (as one of his missionary relatives described it to the BBC “The Bible saved his life!”). Still not taking the hint he returned the next day and, having had enough of his bullshit, they filled him with arrows.
What part of NO SOLICITORS did he not understand?
Also, they have no immunity to outside diseases. His presence could have literally wiped out the population of the entire island.
honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister
An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
Catholic art: god-fearing…but make it sexy
Catholic art critic in the 1800s: hmm im liking the overtones of guilt & sacrifice but i think its missing a lil smth…
Belgian sculptor just trying to make enough money to pay a good leech doctor so he doesnt die of consumption: like what?
Catholic art critic: ass
Catholic painter in the 1600s: so i was rly going for like, the Slutty Martyr look, u kno?
Catholic bishop in the 1600s on his way back from the brothel where he forced the prostitutes to buy their way into heaven & then unknowingly contracted syphilis: ohhhh yesss
i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.
finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again
The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering
Before you say "look at that asshole wearing sunglasses inside" consider:
•They have an eye deformation they do not wish to show
•They have snow vision and literally cannot see in bright light conditions
•They are blind or partially blind
•They get migraines and could throw up or pass out from the fluorescent lights
•Don’t be an asshole
· That they have sensory processing issues that makes bright lights uncomfortable or painful and therefor could make them unable to focus and function.
They don’t want to be judged by their eye contact or facial expressions.
They just like wearing sunglasses inside. It’s none of your business why.
They project a powerful beam of concussive, ruby-colored force that comes from ambient energies (such as solar radiation, photons, and cosmic rays) absorbed and metabolized by their body into concussive blasts that are released from their eyes and the glasses are lined with powdered ruby quartz crystal to prevent random discharge.
• It’s 106 Miles to Chicago. They’ve got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, and it’s dark.
does anyone else get uncomfortable when your pet sees you naked? like you’re so pure you shouldn’t be seeing this
how do gay men recognize each other on the spot like how do they KNOW.. my brother will tell me abt him having gay staredowns on the bus and im just here like is that girl lez or an architecture student
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I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”
if you give them a big stupid dragon head but no tail theyll be top heavy and fall over. this is so sad 1000 like
cons of tapeworm
-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you
pros of tapeworm
-friend inside
-never lonely
Mmmm Lizz yes, smother me, bosom me, melt me with your warmth, like an ice cream. :3 Lovely mommy spider, squish me, squeeze me, I wanna feel so close to you, entangle me within your big silky web, hold me, suffocate me. <3
Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more
Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”
She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume
She keeps hanging this shit up around the house
Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”
She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough
We’re at her dads house it looks like this
This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out
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