Do You Want To Hear a Story?

I love too many things (and I am 20+)

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[arcadebroke]

⥯

[eldergoblin]

Big goblin points if you recognize my references for the first and third images. Last one is a study based on the indelible Ami Thomson’s work, credit to her for this iteration of the blender.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[blackpyrefly]

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

[eattheschoolboy]

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[floofshy]

and he is the only good vampire, one who doesn't hunt and drink humans, because his insecurities are so bad they are stronger than The Hunger

[wheeloffortune-design]

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[parawyrm]

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[hyenagirlknot]

you have to sexualize me its for my mental health

[grynwood]

When they're both Orpheus and Eurydice>>>>

An exercise in making animatics that absolutely kicked my ass

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[juney-blues]

source: slimgiltsoul

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[her-stars]

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

[bearthan]

Gods biggest haters