Gaelic Bluebells

Welcome to the Blog of Gaelic Bluebells a crazy anime fan from Scotland. Here is a little info about me, I love to play video games, I love anime to the point of obsession. I own nothing except my AMV’s and my Poetry that I may or may not post in the future, if something belongs to me I shall write in the description that it does, If you own something and wish it to be removed message me and I will remove it. Right boys and girls keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times all kinds of crazy goes on here.

[coolhotdad]

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[coreymagz-deactivated20210907]

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[smolbean-isaac]

I am so here for this

[deactivated-blog]

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[narrativeninja]

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

[styna]

Listen to Rh'lygh, Brenda.

[hannahvardit]

aunt may does right by her nephew. 

[wackd-archive]

oh my god this is adorable

[ultrafacts]

Mr Rogers Facts.

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

always share mr rogers facts

[cosmickeyframe]

We did not deserve this man

[silentauroriamthereal]

Mr. Rogers was the best! I still know how wax crayons (melon coloured!) are made because of him. The Land of Make Believe was the shit, and my brother and I used to bet on which colour of cardigan he’d pull out every show. It was amazing!

[ruffboi-mags]

I definitely got my love of “how are things made??” from segments on his show like the crayon one.

[plotsjotsandespressoshots-deact]

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

[suicunesrider]

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

[drtanner-dickery]

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

fucking look at this shit though

[mauridianhallow]

Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

[mizushimo]

amazing

[shadowthorne]

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

[mad-dyspunktional]

They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

[datneeks]

One of my favorite anecdotes I’ve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn’t actually, you know, eat them.

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

[alessariel]

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

[brainsforbabyjesus]

So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.

[alessariel]

This is getting better and better.

[red-dirt-roads-deactivated20161]

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

[teslasturtle-deactivated2023011]

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

[myloverhammurabi]

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

[gorsime]

i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:

[myloverhammurabi]

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

[flamingbluepanda]

Old movies had the best special effects

[skafuller-deactivated20180122]

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

@jurassicparkandrecreation

[senkirowolf]

@shepfax

[prettyarb]

Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time.  They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers.  Nobody’d ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before.  It’d all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them.  Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.

So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, “We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.”

The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when they’d created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen movement like that before.”

He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, “Holy shit.”

Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed–we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there–but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent.  Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.

[bastlynn]

That paleontologists’d be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian

[thistherapylife]

This post just gets better and better with time

[venaserah]

@kaylrandelderberry

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[gaelic-bluebells]

His mother, Queen Elizabeth, When she was younger she was shot at while she was riding her horse in a parade, she looks around as if to say “Oh am I being shot at?” then calmly continues to ride.

[dragoni]

Donald Trump’s Inauguration Parade Looks to Be Sparsely Attended

Let history show the truth because #FactsMatter

Ben Carson and empty presidential viewing stand

Other Sources:

In photos: President Donald Trump’s Inaugural Parade,  The Globe and Mail 

Trump Inauguration Flops As Thin Crowd And Empty Stands Line Parade Route,  PoliticusUSA

[michaelamimi]

Maybe because 1: Trump supporters had to work. 2: they couldn’t take off to go see it. And 3: Maybe they don’t got no money cause trump supporters have to put food on their kids tables instead of going out 😲😲😲😲

[fandomsandfeminism]

The inauguration is a federdal holiday in dc.

Is your argument really going to be that the 1.8 million people who saw obama get inaugurated were all umeployed rich people? Because that is an impressive level of delusion.

Cheeto in cheif has rock bottom approval ratings and lost the popular vote. Suck it up. Your grand cheese-puffiness is a loser.

[awkwrdbydefault]

@fandomsandfeminism Hey friend, I’m here to tell you that 1.8 million people do not live in Washington, DC. The population as of 2014 was about 660,000. Maybe the people that support Trump would have to have a lot of money to take a flight or two to DC. The year has just started, and a lot of workers don’t have a lot of PTO saved up. We have families to take care of, and jobs we have to go to. Tell me, do you have a nine to five job? Do you know how hard it is to find a job as a young adult? Trying to maintain straight As, taking care of your family, working, trying to prepare for college, having a life you have to wake up every single day early in the morning for because you can’t afford to waste a minute? Moral of the story, check your facts before you try to make an argument.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Hi friend. My job isn’t 9 to 5. It’s closer to a 7:15 to 5:30, because, you see, I’m a public school teacher. I understand the difficulties some people might face in going to an inauguration.

But 1.8 million people went to see Obama in 2009. I was one of them. And the people who supported Obama have the same work and family and financial issues. (And remember, the economy was way worse in 2009 than it is today.)

So what exactly is the High and might Cheese Puffs excuse for such terrible numbers?  

[awkwrdbydefault]

People refusing to go, is an example. I understand that others have political views that don’t line up with him, but he still the President of the USA. He is our president. In my opinion, I think it’s rude and disrespectful that people don’t watch the inauguration, but I don’t expect all of them to go to a parade. There have been boycotts everywhere that are ridicous; the electoral college felt that Mr. Trump was the best candidate for this country.

It would be best to go to a historic event, instead of trying to boycott it. Nothing will happen, he will still be in office.

I would also like to say thank you, for not being a prick and giving me a sarcastic/rude response. Very rarely can you have a decent discussion today.

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Ha look! No one went to Cheese Wigs parade.” “Well maybe they just couldn’t!” “But, they could?” “Well maybe they didn’t want to.” Yes. That’s the point. That’s why it’s so funny.

No one is obligated to go watch the inauguration of a man they think is horrific. So they didn’t. 

Cheeto Puff McGrabyHands lost the popular vote by millions, and the electoral college is an outdated, archaic system that, in my opinion, has officially failed in the one thing it was actually meant to do (as a stop gap from keeping an unqualified demagogue from office) 

I hope that us not watching the inauguration was rude. I dont think Trump, Pence, or any of his bottom feeding 1% Cabinet cronies has done a damn thing to earn politeness from any of us.  And we sure as hell dont owe it to his ego to show up at his inauguration, when his entire speech, platform,and policy list is aimed at hurting us.

[awkwrdbydefault]

I feel that this is lining up with posts I’ve seen that wish him the worst. We have this man in office for four years, wouldn’t you want him to at least do the best he can?

[fandomsandfeminism]

NO.

Because what HE thinks is “the best he can” will be absolutely devastating for me and people like me and my friends and my family. 

My best friend who has Crohn’s disease, who if they get rid of the ACA protections for pre-existing conditions will run into hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical debt. 

My grandmother and her wife, whose marriage is at stake if Pence gets his way rolling back marriage equality. 

My friend who could be arrested is she uses the correct bathroom if he and his administration allow for these bathroom bills to pass.

My younger brother who could end up doing god knows what if they cut mental health and drug treatment programs, since he struggles with both. 

My job, my coworkers,my students if they gut public education the way they say they will.

My planet, my air, my water, if they roll back the environmental protections they want to. 

Clownbutt’s “best” for America is a disaster. 

[awkwrdbydefault]

That’s ideas that he has, but it doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll be fulfilled.

[fandomsandfeminism]

That’s what I hope for. I hope, with every fiber of my being, that he fails, time and time and time again. Because if he gets his way- people I love will hurt. 

[avatarparallels]

[lgbtjazzy]

doodlebonez:

fiddleabout:

avatarparallels:

little gifts for the bae.

#and then there’s asami

Bolin: Classic romantic Aang: Thoughtful romantic Sokka: ‘I tried’ romantic Zuko: ‘I literally just found this next to me’ romantic Asami: Fuck y’all I’m rich romantic

[digigirlinterrupted]

[littlegeekworld-deactivated2015]

Rule #1 when you see Hilda. Reblog her. Always.

[the-master-bear]

Celebrating full sized women everywhere

[loves-sweet-melody-deactivated2]

Omg always relog.

[kairibloodheart]

she is so adorable and has such great expressions I sometimes forget she is a pin up girl

[ziestosti]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

[cleopat-ra-blog]

i’m having trouble believing this

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

[badwebbarchive]

#there’s an irisn pub near my old vocal studio and they have a framed picture of niall on the wall #not even signed or anything #just in the middle of the wall

[devotionsofmaryoliver]

[temptrsent-deactivated20161019]

“before he’s ready for it”

[liyumpeyn]

what about ireland shifting the date of their holy communion because one direction were performing that week

[scavengervortex-blog]

[oscarborn2bwilde-deactivated202]

tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM

YOU GO , GIRL.

[thinkintrixxter]

‘not that you’re the genius’

[unclefather]

questioning her intelligence when he has that hair cut in 2014

[apauliner-blog]

BAAAAAAAM, for fuck’s sake!!

[manbandvevo-blog]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MAYIM BIALIK. 

FOR YEARS AS A KID AND TEEN, SHE BALANCED SCHOOL AND ACTING, NEVER ONCE LETTING HER GRADES DROP OR HER CAREER SUFFER. 

SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, AND WAS ACCEPTED TO HARVARD AND YALE BUT CHOSE TO GO TO UCLA BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO STAY CLOSE TO HER FAMILY. 

SHE EARNED A BACHELORS IN NEUROSCIENCE, HEBREW STUDIES, AND JEWISH STUDIES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

SHE THEN WENT ON TO GET HER DOCTORATE AND A Ph.D. IN NEUROSCIENCE, WHILE BALANCING AN ACTING CAREER AND MOTHERHOOD.

SHE HAS BEEN THE BUTT OF SO MANY FASHION JOKES AND ANTI-SEMETIC JOKES IN HOLLYWOOD. WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER AS AMY, THEY RIDICULED HER ONLINE. 

BUT SHE STUCK WITH IT. BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON AND IS HAVING NONE OF THIS “WOMEN CAN’T BE SUCCESSFUL AND SMART BULLSHIT. 

SHE IS ALSO A NOW-SINGLE MOM OF TWO BOYS. AND STILL KEEPS HER CAREERS (YES THAT’S FUCKING PLURAL) ACTIVE.

BUT YET, PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK HER STUPID FUCKING SEXIST QUESTIONS THAT THEY WOULD NEVER GIVE, SAY, JIM PARSONS OR JOHNNY GALECKI. 

MAYIM BIALIK IS A FUCKING ICON. 

[fitnika]

Mayim is such a fucking badass. she came to my school to speak and she said she was literally nursing her infant while writing her dissertation for her final thesis IN NEUROSCIENCE. she also talked about how so many women in the field of science are discriminated against and how our society basically sexualizes science for no reason and that she hopes she’s a voice for female scientists everywhere. I fucking love this woman

[rgbcn]

This ^^

[kryptonians]

I can’t get over Bono-if-he-were-a-stoner-in-a-90s-teen-movie acting like he’s the smart one in the conversation

[tam--lin-has-moved]

She also unschools her children!

[lagonegirl]

After getting stung by bees when she was four, Mikaila Ulmer’s fear of bees shifted to a fascination. Ulmer became an activist after she learned how crucial honeybees are to sustaining life.

She’s a great kid with a head for business and branding

#BlackPride #BlackKids 

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

Her website is Me & The Bees and all of her items are available online! 

A 4-pack of her variety lemonade (pear, mint, ginger, and iced tea) goes for $17.00 USD. 

She also sells a “Busy Bee Chef Gift Set” for $22.00 USD which includes a child-sized Me & The Bees apron, a wooden mixing spoon, some of Mikaila’s original recipes, a sticker, and a personal note from Mikaila.

You can use her store locator to see where you can shop locally.

[siegfriedandroy]

i found this story googling parrot memes and my dumb ass has been laughing ever since  

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

DAMN SON

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

parrot is already pulling receipts on Keith

[le-sad-demiurge]

I don’t care that it’s possibly fake it’s a perfect story

[clientsfromhell]

I do computer repair work in a 55+ community. One client calls me all the time for the littlest things but I’m happy to help. Today he offered me this gem.

Client: Can you come over and help me with my keyboard and mouse? I need them to reach a little farther

Me: Sure, are they tangled on something? Ill be right over.

Client: I need them extended so I can use them at the counter while I cook.

Me: These are corded devices, they wont reach that far.

Client: Well can you make them wireless? I’ve got some scissors in that top drawer.

[ruvyspast-blog]

Morning After Pill for HIV

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

[mahoganyandmemory]

ACTUALLY THERE IS.

It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/

If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.

Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.

[jellyroll22]

BOOST!

[pinkspritee]

I wouldn’t need this but this is actually really cool and I’d like to share it in case anyone might need it.

[melaniesole-blog]

If you see this on your dash REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!! You could save a life

[itspoplock]

SAVE A LIFE 🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃

[gimmegray]

There’s a FDA approved daily medication called Truvada, or the PrEP treatment, that is 92-99% effective in preventing the contraction of HIV.

http://men.prepfacts.org/the-questions/

Private insurance and Medicaid cover it. You can also get it for free in a lot of high risk cities like Atlanta, NY, and San Fransisco.

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[cactustuck]

[jamiesshelves]

I WASN’T GOING TO REBLOG BUT THEN I SAW THAT LAST PICTURE AND I HAD TO