TOAD TIME

[juuicy]

*offers you a handful of slugs* I love you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cactusbaseball]

My Chemical Romance is anti-war but pro-getting in a knife fight with your homoerotic rival in an alley behind a catholic church in New Jersey

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[eternalgirlscout]

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

[realdirtfacts]

Found in Burien Washington Goodwill

[gaeree]

I drew these while thinking about that Cats trailer. It IS Caturday. We still do Caturday, right? Here’s some classic cats.. as Cats.

[itswalky]

[loadingterrain]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, October 10, 1919

[theweirdwideweb]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[irondad-on-crack]

Peter’s favorite thing to do is convince the Avengers that the spider he was bitten by was venomous, so that means he’s venomous, too. No one really believes him, but no one wants to test that theory, either.

Sam: *tries to steal the remote*

Peter, hissing: I’ll fucking bite you, try me.

Tony, who definitely knows Peter’s not venomous: Yeah, the toxins would have you dead within seconds.

[the-faultofdaedalus]

This is great but consider: we really don’t know that peter ISN’T venomous

[wizardnuke]

(via the-faultofdaedalus)

I see your point and I raise you: they don't have venom sacs, hopefully, but could their saliva be venomous? In that case, spider-people that are old enough to kiss regularly (not Miles and barely mcu!Peter bless them) could confirm that they are not, since no one they have passed saliva onto got sick from it, and while MJ died in that one comic run from Peter's radioactive sperm, she wasn't affected by his saliva.

tl;dr: spiderpeople are not venomous, but they are radioactive. they can kiss, but they cannot fuck.

[nico-di-angelato]

[blueberryborderline]

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

[mossdftba]

Do I know my brain isn’t making the most sense right now?  Yes.  Can I stop it?  No. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

“I’m having a panic attack and the thoughts I’m having right now are totally irrational.” “Well stop having them then.” “yeah, no it DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT.”

[geekandmisandry]

😘

[theweddingofthefoxes]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

[sauvamente]

This is so fucking wack

[hundondestiny]

You guys really just hate any woman using her sexuality to make money. You’ll consume all her media for free but the moment she wants something in return y’all get spiteful and way outta pocket about it. The whole “but Snapchat doesn’t allow adult content!” is fucking weak because I’m sure y’all still posting ass and thirst traps constantly.

I don’t even know how this alone would be an act of tax fraud, you have no idea what income she reports, but the fact that y’all feel SO strongly about this shit that you try to fuck up people’s livelihoods for the laughs is garbage. I hope the next time y’all need any assistance everyone spits in your face.

[twinkle-pistol-blog]

It’s been awful on Facebook. Men would go and harass women who do sex work. And start posting edgy memes and saying really disgusting shit. And these are the same ones that are like “I respect all women! Why don’t they like me!?” 🙄

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

the sites that we use to sell our content TAX US . i’ve sent in the tax forms on more than one occasion .

[kahtiihma]

and of course they aren’t out there reporting their weed guy to the irs. it’s pure hatred of women

[holy-shit-look]

The incel army CAN’T report you to the IRS even if they wanted to.

[witches-ofcolor]

i truly hope that the anxiety and fear those women felt due to these monsters comes back to get them (the men) 10 fold.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

@instructor144 Maybe help spread this around to put some lovely sex workers at ease?

[instructor144]

BOOST. Knowledge is power.

[mirawonderfulstar-deactivated20]

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed