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Protagonists (♀️) - Pokémon Masters EX

dragon quest 8 is a good game cause the main character has a rat in his pockets at all times and you can make it attack people on command

puniper

imagine this being the last thing you see before you die

ruikh

sexhaver

also the rat is the main character’s grandpa

babyfoxcollectionthings

kimmywithay

as someone who lives far away from any mountains this just doesn’t even seem real

dear-ao3

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

dear-ao3

THATS TUPPERWARE

sobutmermaids

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

dear-ao3

delaware is too powerful

uncertaininnit

what the fuck

dear-ao3

skaktusposts

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

dear-ao3

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

skaktusposts

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

dear-ao3

.....ace hardware....?

uncertaininnit

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

dear-ao3

but at what cost

publiusmaximum

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

whetstonefires

i looked it up and (the reason it was rude to call the Lenape the delaware is) the word turns out to be an Anglicization of the already English name of Thomas West, 3rd Baron de la Warr, the first British governor of fcking Virginia who got the river named after him for some reason

what a stupid reason for the word to wind up bloody everywhere

dungeons0fdumbass

Tag Yourself: Underrated Disney movies editon

#edgy bitch/bastard

enden-k

Arthur: *does this*

ohhh huggy time? alright then (⺣◡⺣)♡

enden-k

shunao

summer

shunao

July 2020 twitch sub poll winner was Lucifer from Helltaker!

typemoonconfessions

shunao

fc-mates

mockwa

earthdad

this is what a king looks like

#this is me

tatooineknights

someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire

everyone else in the galaxy:

everyone on tatooine:

hyperewok1

Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy.

beatrice-otter

Tags via jaquez45: #I think a lot about this #like the guy was a weird excitable nerd #but you had to tolerate him because #INEXPLICABLY #he was STUPID good as a pilot #like the t-16 orbital drop whomp rat champion since he was 13 #so you couldn’t just IGNORE him and his fucking nerdery #and his being super awkward CONSTANTLY #and one day his farm is burned and his family is dead #you assume he’s dead too and you feel kind of bad for mocking him now #but then #space radio is like LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP A SPACE STATION #LUKE SKYWALKER KILLED THE EMPEROR #and you just #kind hope he never decides to get revenge for the wormie thing

whetstonefires

oh also turns out he came back to town and killed the mob boss who controlled everything and then left again without buzzing any of his former acquaintance so probably you’re Beneath his Notice; mixed feelings about that