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Reblog central. Occasionally I'll post content of my own (then it gets buried in more reblogs).

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[beif0ngs]

I see! So, that’s how your hair looked like when you first met Saul. He’ll surely be thrilled to see you like this!

[halacska-fins]

yamato resting impatiently

[eddie-redcliffe]

These are quite terrible. I mean, I don't even know what that is.

[mintytrifecta]

[p33p33p00p00]

can you please elaborate on this

[shortgremlinman]

hey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us more

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

OP this is gonna keep me up at night

[mintytrifecta]

DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SO

Donald’s family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.

Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.

Donald’s dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don’t know much about Humperdink’s parents but we’re given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.

Donald’s mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.

So that’s it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??

NOPE

THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE

DONALD’S PART GOOSE AS WELL

The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That’s Gus Goose. He’s a semi-distant cousin of Donald’s related to him from his father.

Now it’s implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn’t have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn’t considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)

Humperdink’s parents are unknown right?? Who’s to say he isn’t part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they’re not in the tree. And if he’s part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.

Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 2/4ths Duck, ¼th Coot and ¼th Goose.

[mintytrifecta]

[sexy-people-contests-2]

I remembered his goose family so instantly, it took me a second to remember the Coots for some reason though lol, I love Donald Duck lore

[supescarsinureyes]

So Bros a bird mutt?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Kind of yeah, although some people headcanon the boys are demigods and I think the only duck people ship Donald with is Daisy so he may be the most duck member of his bloodline soon which would be really funny

[bb1913]

What do you mean demigods

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

No one knows who the boys father is but in Ducktales 2017 we find out that Della was close with a goddess named Selene prior to their birth and her disappearance, so there’s a fan theory that Selene is the other parent which would make them demigods, would also be really funny if she dated the goddess of the moon and then a moon warrior (Della and Penny were on a date in a Valentine’s Day short it’s canon to me)

[miaomiaoisms]

[everythingducktales]

[beif0ngs]

What are you smirkin’ about over there, Boss?

[meanoldmustard]

Just posting my OTP since I was 9 🧡💜

Naruto (1999-2017) 🍥

[lablee-artsy]

...hinata's got dolled up 💗

[bluntkatana]

Twitter is pretty broken these days. So thought I'd give Tumblr a whirl again.

So here's Mileena :)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I AM THE MONSTER FUCKER

[firechat]

2 of them are cowards. The third knows what's up.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The third is a being of culture and taste <3

[islandgyalart]

Mommy Hinata !

[shamylicious-blog]

❤️

[nicoyarobin]

[brightlyflamed]

So every meal I make, I'm making for her.

[beaulesbian]

ONE PIECE ⚔ RORONOA ZORO & SANDAI KITETSU

chapter 97 || anime episode 49 || live action episode 2x01

⚔ "You don't know that sword. It's cursed. The Sandai Kitetsu is third in a lineage of magnificent but ill-fated swords. Even renowned swordsmen who wield a Kitetsu blade all meet a tragic end." ⚔ "How about we test what's stronger. My will, or the sword’s curse?"