Apollo

emma, 21, mushrooms are love

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[sasssydaddy123]

lil nas x being so outrageously gay and so aggressively unapologetic is what ive been fucking waiting for.

ppl say "we get it ur gay stfu already" and he says ok imma make a whole music video with butt ass naked men

like, he will not stop in order to make the straights comfortable and im fucking living for it

[space-morningstar]

That absolute pride and happiness that I get from seeing everything he does or publishes is just great, there really is no way to describe how great everything he is doing is.

And the fact that he responds so brilliantly only makes me adore him more.

[eclogues]

[shutyourmoustache]

🐝 get jet-lagged. I repeat: bees get jet-lagged.

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

[abstract-woman]

"...to even mention the word "hope" seems like a sick joke to the millions and millions of young people who face a lifetime of unemployment, or sometimes worse: employment"

- John Holloway (x)

[dojacat]

What’s your sign and your favorite soup?

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

if anyone is wondering how my day is going discord is discussing king of the hill ships

[takaska]

its not ships its top/ bottom/ verse discussions

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

IS IT THO???????

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

HI I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[svndvn]

Two illustrations I still adore 

[normal-horoscopes]

man, if you think reality shifters are bad, wait until you hear about physical shifters lol

"Physical Shifters"

You mean like going to a place?

[natalieironside]

Manifesting a nice day at the park by driving there

[chicken-delight]

[lugmilla]

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[tenaflyviper]

I fucking love Gritty.

[guerrillatech]

[brucebocchi]

[theconcealedweapon]

[jethroq]

[holleywoodsigns]