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[d1ligencee]

i have no idea why i made this

[zephyrexxia]

Been drawing some bs with this group a lot recently. I love them 🥹 I need the WL so badddd

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[aburntcookie]

Tag game!!

Put a fun fact about you, and tag moots!

I play the Trumpet and Piano, but no one ever believes me when I say I can play 😭.

@rubystar999 @sunofafish @euni-nyx @strawbxrrypies @annabellescreation @hollow-nautilus @catcgamingyt @nocturnalsighting @abandon-asthma-inhale-clouds @isntthatmarvellous @kaeyasyndrome @cryaboutit666 @sh1n3yy @lifeserieswatcher @cee-watches @allhailgoldenchicken @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk @splendibugzz

[strawbxrrypies]

I am technically trained in first aid and *could* treat for a broken arm or leg, sprained wrist or ankle, shock, put someone's in the recovery position or administer CPR. this does not mean I'm very good at it, but I think I'm passable.

@myphycopharmacologist, @multishipper33, @peskybirdonyx, @djyapyap33, @merthaevelynk, @cee-views, @whimsical-steel, @bluefire5817, @ranchersghost, @raynilikescats @hey-its-celeste @queerbookbitch @wrenthewrenbird @immortallysharky @aburntcookie @allhailgoldenchicken @aries0nmars @deltenner @sunshine-snake @rzkx, @phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413, @toadfree @sparkleblast73 @somestrangestone @onealonelynumber +open tags

[ranchersghost]

Uhhh I grow and excess amount of staff on my skin whic causes me to have quite a few scars, they stem from anything, a bite, acne, just a heat bump, it doesn’t matter, I got one from a graze once. I think that’s a fun fact.

@ace-of-5pades @appletree-child @foreveramaeamazeamaze @multishipper33 @peskybirdonyx

[foreveramaeamazeamaze]

I was born tongue tied (where the line connecting the tongue to the bottom of my mouth was connected way too far onto my gums) and had to get surgery for it when I was one year old. The doctor said i was the most tongue tied baby he had ever seen, and if they hadn’t fixed it, I wouldn’t have been able to stick my tongue out of my mouth when I was older 😬

Open tags! (I’m lazy rn)

[i-drink-ink-for-breakfast]

showing up uninvited but fuck it we ball

i broke my clavicle twice before even starting middle school, but on both occasions nobody believed me because i was a fucking crybaby and they thought i was exaggerating (is that how you write exageratting?)

@ilowkeyhateithere @just-a-multi-fandom-mess @thattransdad can i tag y'all without you beating the shit out of me with stones please and thank you

[just-a-multi-fandom-mess]

hi yes i love being tagged in things

fun fact about me is that i have hEDS which means my best party trick is picking up a water bottle/glass/other cylindrical object with the back of my hand and it freaks people out so much it's great

@calypso-the-nerd @vixprobablyisntdead @gamerolive @0rch1ddd + anyone who wants to

[calypso-the-nerd]

i have half a fake tooth because my tooth broke once as a child when i was playing a game running around on concrete and fell over. another of my teeth is really really small for some reason

@fermi-myself-and-i @caseybobava @tiredphilologist @nebulae-astros-official or anyone who wants to!

[nebulae-astros-official]

I used to be a district level skater

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @lwlfire @roseisgoat @fire-girl-is-here-yo @adverbzarecool @ace-in-a-pan @aro-ace-in-space @the-girl-who-lives-in-delusion13 + open tags

[adverbzarecool]

ive been dancing since i was three years old and i can ALMOST do a backhandspring

@chimeraecopse @haxer-1001 @purriousity-loves-the-cat @keirawantstocry @stank-bugg @vintage-vulture-crow @thedragonbidotgif @xsam0813x @vendulan (hope yall dont mind the tags lol) +open tags!

[thedragonbidotgif]

i play piano! i am currently working on Franz Liszt's fourth Transcendental Étude, called Mazeppa. its pretty crazy ngl

edit: i fordor to include a link to the song

this guy's articulation is a bit different to mine but it gets the point across

@friendly-neighborhood-asexual @the-doodle-darling @brokenspacetape

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

before I say anything: DAMN. I wish I could play the transcendental études. only Lizst piece I know is En Rêve

anyway I am a multi instrumentalist! sorta jack of all trades, master of none situation. piano, violin, viola (alto clef was so hard to learn since piano was my first instrument), ukulele a bit, and I can barely play drums. only barely. and I might be starting double bass soon :3

@transgarlicbreadlover @thedoctordoesmarvel416 @emma045 @ewoly5 @3lios-270 @billiumjeff @chaos-triangle @myfriendscallmeglados @krystalxd @no-one-offical @meepmonstare @the-queen-of-geese @make-me-president @pyramid-steve-was-here @i-enjoy-the-gays @axolotlsauce @only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess @galacticghost77 +open tags

[galacticghost77]

I collect books with the eventual goal to have a 1000 because then I'm considered a library. I'm currently at 327

@iodine-kisses @badhbhbadhbh @kesslersymbolic @hababalooo @ghostl3 @galaxyghostr @krowberries @februaryberries @sitsonchairswatchesboredly @polarity-undisturbed @maspers @surgesurfer3741 @muntiller2 @brbananas and anyone else

[galaxyghostr]

I can recite eggmans announcement, you me gas station, and the black box warrior monologue from memory and am currently working on memorizing big bill hells cars and Dracula flow 3

@birdssong @live-and-learn @choco-bird @sugarycakey @bobobrr @puppytrecool @jellydream

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[sergeon]

"We know we both keep switching our roles of the hunter and the prey"

(Bite bite bite me more please)

"But no matter who is chasing, we both get lost along the way"

(Bite bite bite me more please)

"I’ll conquer the dragon realm with relative ease Or show me your fangs and bite bite bite me more please"

"Burn me down to ash, it’ll make me your masterpiece"

"Pull me close and smash and bite bite BITE ME MORE PLEASE!"

[Lyrics from "BITE ME MORE PLS" by Camellia]

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[garbagedisp0sal]

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[shnehollander]

i dont "ship" real people. they do things in front of my eyes until there is no longer any other feasible explanations

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[puppytrecool]

all the fires in northern ontario and they STILL want to build data centres. doug ford resign NOW challenge

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[sorayume24]

That one panel from love bullet but with the three rhythm game mcs that are squares lol

[ohm-editz]

Used @birdssong ‘s Morty designs and they became best friends real fast 😂

[earlgraytay]

We need more cartoons like Cells at Work and I'm not kidding.

I was able to understand about 75% of my textbook's immune system unit, first try, because of these goofy little guys and their fucked up society.