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mid 30s guy in northern California. you're probably here from the tiktok I posted, so go check out madzoffmain because they are the actual op of that video

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

[eurodynamic]

LULU Final Fantasy X (2001)

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[versacies]

[bintro]

[artcher-artwork]

D&D Pokemon!

[fairrytype]

pokopia i love you...

[wyvernslovecake]

@killer-obsessions-other-account Here comes the 'Floon!

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[gaysemiotics]

Certified Iconic Post

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

[segamascott]

[halondrus]

Okay

[frailgun]

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

[punkrock-bottom]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[verminedev]

[beesmygod]

another day of bad manga, this time with one of the best-worst police siren sounds ive ever seen

[xlcovo]