Gamey Geemer

Why are we here? Just to suffer? Certified Vriska disliker

[gamey-geemer]

H4CK3R vs TDL, call that World's Tiredest Man tries to kill World's Evilest Golden Retriever.

[prokopetz]

When do you think an rpg has too many random tables? I just realized an old project of mine has eleven tables for eye color...

There's no such thing as "too many" or "too few" in the abstract; there is only fitness for a particular purpose. Does it serve your game's purpose to have eleven tables for eye colour?

[gamey-geemer]

Wait, I want to know how you can even get to 11 different tables for eye color, because I can't even get to half that in my head (best I can think of is 4 d% each for CMYK, but that barely even counts as a big stupid table)

If you want to strictly count tables I guess you can split it up as the color of your pupils/inside, iris, sclera, lens, and eyelids. If you have 4 separate tables for eyelids instead of rolling on the eyelid color table 4 times that gets you up to 8.

[lylikers]

a comic about mew mew, kris & LOVE

[kittysneezes]

I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

the world is a strange and wonderous place

[ashenmind]

but it’s full of them already?

[googleimagefinds]

image found while on google images ©

[gamey-geemer]

@starryeyesstarryskies

[pepperochau]

A brief reading of the Flowers from Deltarune

Aqua - impatient

Seth - Associated with perseverance, but abandons every fight they're involved in

Blue - lacks integrity, does not stop the party despite Flowery's orders

Yellow - has a wavering sense of justice heavily swayed by whatever emotions he currently feels

Orange - bravado, bullies others and runs away when bullied

Flowery - if we consider Flowey to represent ambition, Flowery represents a lack, throwing everything into attempting to feed asgore's nostalgia

Green -

[gamey-geemer]

Green - Pay them back their damn money.

[deus-and-the-machina]

while we got less story reveals this time around, what we did get is helping me solidify my thoughts about what exactly dessknight entails.

i think dess opened that original fountain asgore found himself in, leading to her disappearance. the details, the how and why, are obviously all unknown, but since the old fountain and the cyber world were seemingly opened by the same person, presumably the knight, i think this is a reasonable assumption.

ralsei is also confused because "i thought the knight only showed up alongside the heroes" but perhaps that's true, if the original fountain maker was a still human dess. but why?

i think the key lies with the weird route. in asgore's flashback at the end of the chapter, the sound effect from the player putting the thorn ring on noelle plays. if the weird route was parallel to whatever happened to dess, then it would be helping us prepare for the reveal and give further context to something really fucked up that can happen in this universe. some otherworldly force pushes dess to the limits of her world, of her "game", until much like noelle she has justified it as something good, leading into her being warped into the knight. what if something like the knight, all powerful within the scope of the game, is what noelle will start to resemble in chapter 7?

my other reason for thinking these story beats run parallel is because of how in the normal route noelle talks about her desire to leave and dess leaving in the same breath, clearly comparing them. there's a chance she is also alluding to feeling suicidal here. but in the weird route when she goes on about feeling trapped and pushes herself to "do something crazy", which is both her feeling like she's taking autonomy of her abuse and justifying it as necessary, and then i look at dess, who with the limited knowledge we have, was clearly a rebellious teen with a strict mother and i think hm. could similar feelings have been at play here?

and of course, kris being there for both. there's a good chance that original dark world is the shelter one.

i also think this would be a decent explanation for what state the knight exists in. the behavior of the knight and what we know of december holiday has a big contradiction until we get more information, but it clearly has a personality and autonomy. it is petty, it makes seemingly unplanned choices like opening the second fountain, and it aura farms up the stairs. i cant see it as just dess' waterlogged undead corpse. dess having been psychologically tormented like noelle was and then transformed could explain how the knight is both still dess and so warped beyond recognition.

anyways those are my thoughts. it's quite vibes based at the moment but sometimes with storytelling following repeated patterns and thematic ties can leave you with solid predictions so i stand by it.

[sageofsunlight]

ten feet twenty the Flower Man

[sageofsunlight]

if ten feet twenty means 11 ft 8 in, then asgore can properly be used to get the actual height of characters.

here's my diagram of measuring kris ralsei susie and noelle's height (sorry about the writing quality i wrote that with my mouse in a drawing program) (also sorry if the math is wrong i am very bad at math)

[gamey-geemer]

I defy you to look at this fuck ass set of ladder stairs and say that you think anything in this game is to any kind of consistent scale or perspective with a straight face.

[sageofsunlight]

I mean, the game isn't consistent, true. I just thought it could be a fun exercise to take Asgore's height and see what this would mean for other characters.

[gamey-geemer]

I do love the idea of 8+ feet tall Kris honestly

[sageofsunlight]

the idea that Kris isn't actually short and its just that everyone around them is just extremely tall is very funny to me

[gamey-geemer]

They're just like Lucifer Hazbin Hotel fr fr.

His ass is like 5'5" but the average person in that show is like 7-8 feet tall.

[sageofsunlight]

ten feet twenty the Flower Man

[sageofsunlight]

if ten feet twenty means 11 ft 8 in, then asgore can properly be used to get the actual height of characters.

here's my diagram of measuring kris ralsei susie and noelle's height (sorry about the writing quality i wrote that with my mouse in a drawing program) (also sorry if the math is wrong i am very bad at math)

[gamey-geemer]

I defy you to look at this fuck ass set of ladder stairs and say that you think anything in this game is to any kind of consistent scale or perspective with a straight face.

[sageofsunlight]

I mean, the game isn't consistent, true. I just thought it could be a fun exercise to take Asgore's height and see what this would mean for other characters.

[gamey-geemer]

I do love the idea of 8+ feet tall Kris honestly

[sageofsunlight]

ten feet twenty the Flower Man

[sageofsunlight]

if ten feet twenty means 11 ft 8 in, then asgore can properly be used to get the actual height of characters.

here's my diagram of measuring kris ralsei susie and noelle's height (sorry about the writing quality i wrote that with my mouse in a drawing program) (also sorry if the math is wrong i am very bad at math)

[gamey-geemer]

I defy you to look at this fuck ass set of ladder stairs and say that you think anything in this game is to any kind of consistent scale or perspective with a straight face.

[princess-valentineee]

Dessriel goes beyond the letters ITS ACTUALLY CANON I CANT-

We already had some evidence from chapter 4 like his sweater in her room and his retainer just randomly chilling there aswell

BUT GOD CHAPTER 5 DROPPED SO MUCH MORE ITS CANON NOW I CANT-

ASRIEL WROTE HER CRINGY LOVE LETTERS HE NEVER SEND

THEY WERE TRYING AND DID WIN THE TITLE OF FESTIVAL KING AND QUEEN

AND ON TOP OF THAT THEY WERE THE MOST PDA COUPLE IN EXISTENCE

PIZZAPANTS MADE DESSRIEL CANON I CANT

Ive been shipping them for so long and i knew it was worth it. I knew there was something there

Like this was implied as far back as chapter fucking TWO

I can proudly say i did start shipping them because of this line alone pre chapter 3 and 4

Chat can i be called a dessriel OG

Oh these two are gonna WRECK me. This did NOT end well. Dess pulled a fucking Laura palmer and I wouldnt be suprised if azzy wanted to leave this godforsaken town because of it

[oliveslushie]

i think the fact that kris is my favorite deltarune character is really funny like imagine if god came down to earth and was like yeah i really fuck with this one kid from rural idaho so much so that i've been lets-playing their life markiplier style. i'm really endeared by how much they Don't Like It

[gamey-geemer]

Deltarune Chapter 5 item name and description spoilers

So, here are all of the new unused Noelle Item reactions.

Tree Cake: Mmm, water bubbler. I mean, fruitcake.

Shikacola: WHY WOULD I LIKE THIS??? IT HAS SOMEONE'S HAIR IN IT???

FlowerySoda: ........ who the heck is Flowery?

Phanta: Look, Kris! Susie's venom! (drinks it) (drinks it) [Unrelated, but it's cool this item is another Touhou reference to the underrated Phantasmagoria of Dim Dream]

Raw Moon: (Are they, pronouncing it wrong on purpose?)

Green Tea: You mean cardamom?

Flavigne: Stop pretending it's an attack...)

Orange Juice: You mean CITRUS? CITRUS, right? CITRUS?

S. Potion: This... is expired!

Punch bowl: Not mixing it with yellow?

Netskie Hat: Does not. Fit my antlers

Red Ribbon: Umm, your dad's name is on this.

Dog Widow: Pff... YOU should wear it, Kris.

True Tie: What's next, a fedora?

Monarch Ribbon: They're not ANTENNA!! They're ant-LERS!

MistleWP: ... ah?

Thatchet: Well... roses have thorns, too.

WoodBlade2: Go, Kris! "1000 Moon Crescent Slash!" Faha!

Seth Specs: That's too much like... [She refuses to equip them]

Yellow Hat: (At least I'm not the horse)

Green Apron: Kris, can you, um, tie the back for me...?

O. Gloves: I'm used to gloves. I mean, um, oven mitts. [Funny enough, this does let her equip. Probably applies to Sleep Mist since it has the same effect as Scythemare]

AquaKnife: That's, um, nostalgic.

Blue Shoes: (You KNOW I can't wear normal shoes...)

FloweryScarf: Who the heck is Flowery?

Broken Scarf: Who the HECK is Flowery?

[rrosalina]

Seems like Dess wore glasses 👀

[gamey-geemer]

Apparently she also calls the AquaKnife nostalgic.

[namelesssoull]

Deltarune chapter 5 spoilers

Toby making Kris walk Susie home at the end is annoying me so much rn, I just finished the chapter after struggling with Flowery for a while and I found Susie's home being castle town really cute, but it just makes me more curious of where Susie actually lives! Like I was hoping for at least some answers of Susie's past and how she seemingly has no parents so the least he could have done is showed us where she lived since there was already a lot of speculation that that blank room in that one story thingy was hers but so far we know nothing besides that she prefers to live in the dark world with her friends then wherever she currently stays in the light world.

[gamey-geemer]

If you go to the apartments area and go to the furthest one (the one Susie has refused to go towards until now) she says "You know that's not what I mean"

So we do get confirmation that she is supposed to be living there.

[frontflipbackflipfaceplant]

what the actual fuck is this

[gamey-geemer]

That's Lancer. He does Lancer things.

[eebie]

BRO