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[nooowestayandgetcaught]

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

[sleepyquietgirl]

maid takes a chug from her flask

princess: what is in that?

maid: it's water for adu-

princess' eyes get really big

maid: for MAIDS, it's for maids

[sleepyquietgirl]

older princess is having a drink

princess: what's that?

older princess: oh this? I guess you can try a little bit haha

princess sniffs the glass

princess: smells like maid water

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

[ammnontet]

the killer

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[pankendev]

i love living in pokemon world everything is so serene i am going to visit the hot springs and relax with my dearest exeggcute :)

[pankendev]

:(

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

feral form next to anthro in a furry ref sheet but with a speech bubble on the other stating "WHAT THE FFFUCK DID YOU DO TO ME" or just "IT HURTS" but both forms are still smiling like nothing's wrong

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[toskarin]

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

[smallpwbbles]

I just thought about the old group playing card games and Jax being the sorest of losers about it

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]