i am so gay

She/Her Transfemme Leftist DNI if you’re weird, but interact extra if strange or odd. TERFs Fuck Off oh yea also I’m 18

[bears-bugs]

Got sent this by my friend that calls me autistic every time I talk about bugs like they're not the one calling me autistic every time I talk about bugs (@garfieldslefttesticle)

[garfieldslefttesticle]

so when’s ur diagnosis twin

[charl0ttan]

the gooner on the roof

[necarion]

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

[plainclothes2025]

bork is on sale

[augustdementhe]

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[charl0ttan]

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[cute-t-princess]

Feel like I need to be covered in hickeys and bruises

[mon3trs]

[pluralwizard]

they should make "i was brave at the dentist" stickers but for trans women going to the grocery store and it would say "i was transgender at the grocery store" and it would have a picture of shadow the hedgehog in a lolita dress holding a gun

[gravymegaboxsupreme]

I finished this after being transgender at the grocery store

[wizardpotions]

In this life you're a weed smoker or a smeed woker

[riverlarking]

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[papasmoke]

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

[papasmoke]

If you enjoyed this post please click on it to view the original now <3

[im-simmin]

Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

[manorinthewoods]

This is peak content. I never considered this.

Tragically it does mean you have to, Engage Mechanically With The Post, instead of blindly reading it, clicking ‘like’ and ‘reblog’, and then moving on.

[beatbizzle]

I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.

He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.

[championari]

the amount of vitriolic replies to this post makes me want to analyze why people react so angrily to having an unhealthy behavior being pointed out to them.

[wannabehistorianandauthor]

You cannot grow without accepting the problem

[weaselle]