i am so gay

She/Her Transfemme Leftist DNI if you’re weird, but interact extra if strange or odd. TERFs Fuck Off oh yea also I’m 18

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[puppygirldick]

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

[garfieldslefttesticle]

weird that nerds get a reputation for being virgins. they just fuck each other and they’re doin it crazy style

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[alivehouse]

what if carrie white was actually just a young witch looking for her lost cat in the swiss alps instead

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[greelin]

well you see i make up for my weird personality and zero social skills by also being unpleasant to look at.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

screaming @ this post from r/LinkedInLunatics...family annihilator prototype 😭😭😭

[lonerslothful]

These fuckers are always called to die and never to do the dishes...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

real he should hurry up on the dying part

[garfieldslefttesticle]

I keep long nails because I like them and it feels like a reward for quitting biting them. anyway recently decided to clip those bad boys into claws like black cat from spider-man and holy shit this is awesome. I cut open plastic with my thumb. I am going to tear someone asunder

[garfieldslefttesticle]

update I tore someone asunder

[epicsause-official]

the game of "billiards" was originally supposed to be called "billions" because there was supposed to be a billion balls. they ultimately shelved that idea because they didnt have enough balls

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

[bonesbeetle]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[dragon-in-a-fez]

little kids are extremely correct when they go apeshit over seeing a Big Machine Doing Its Job