hello friends

hello i'm dan and welcome to my blog

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[punkitt-is-here]

realized how i sounded talking out loud today

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[akimatter]

i may not have a brain gentlemen,

but i have an idea.

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[puyopuyo]

how can i get amnesia on purpose, got linked a vtuber rapping like shit in the group chat yesterday and i want to forget

[puyopuyo]

on sale too, thank you for my life

[mevil]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[animentality]

[inzergue]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[dogpuppy]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich