gata prenha

helo

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[imwiremother]

i like how sinners immediately establishes the fact the main characters give women oral sex as a foolproof way to set them up as heroes

[gata-prenha]

just had my first wellbutrin orgasm bitch wtffffff

[wetchickenbreast]

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

[wetchickenbreast]

this is surprisingly useful actually

[arcaneavarice]

stop wasting space and add another

[wetchickenbreast]

tres ibuprofenitos

[cipheramnesia]

¿En este economía?

[anais-ninja-bitch]

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[inthesensethat]

[inthesensethat]

The slight grin looks like he got back from mediation and scored a more favorable custody agreement, the eyes say he wants nothing more than to have his old life back.

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

sorry we put your morally complex black female character in a fandom. yeah they're vilifying her for making difficult decisions under severe duress. yeah no it's too late, they're already writing porn about the random white guy with 30 seconds of screentime who did all the same bad stuff that she did but for worse reasons. yeah. yeah no. not really anything we can do at this point. sorry

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

"this userbase is aging" good

what makes you most excited when grocery shopping

perfect empty parking spot

new kind of fruit in the produce aisle

your favorite soup is on sale

checking out what those freaks at oreo have come up with

picking out your current soap scent

running into a friend who's also shopping

your favorite seasonal flavored Thing is back!

you've got exact change/your total is a round number

getting out SO FAST!!!! (I have beat my mental self at a race heehee)

op I am a child

Voting ended onAug 12, 2024

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

genuinely love the people tagging this with their Thing they go wild for when restocked and also the sheer excitement on this post

[uchidachi]

Ok but I get to go shopping with my cousin now and we have become our moms: “OMG they have the Halloween stuff out already?” “Nooo, it’s too early for that! We still have to get through back-to-school!” “I know, right? This skull is very cute, though…”

[hoofpeet]

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

[winters-r0se]

You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.

[frog-toad-daily]

Day 166

City Bus

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20250]

being transfem is trying to take younger transfems and drag them kicking and screaming out of the tar pit until they learn to love themselves and stop being bitter over what they dont have

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20250]

it gets better. it fucking gets better i promise. unfortunately you cant wait until youve gotten every surgery youve ever wanted and been on hrt for 10 years to start loving yourself. you have to do it now. i know you dont feel like you deserve it and youre fucking angry and you want all the pain of existing as you are to just go away. but youve gotta look at yourself every day and say "im beautiful as i am right now". when people give you compliments you say "yea i am cute!" instead of no u or whatever deflection youve hardcoded into your brain. happiness is attainable but you have to grab it and hold on as hard as you can because the world would rather rip you away from it and kill you.

[thotsoflore]

Please don't make the mistake some of us did, and rot in your own misery and self loathing for years until you can actually learn to love yourself.

You have an amazing life to live and a beautiful metamorphosis to revel in. Your life is beginning again, and you have to fight to see the beauty in life and yourself, or the world will drag you down so far you'll never get up again.

[transgenderer]

so last night i was struggling with a difficult section in a game, and when i woke up this morning i got it on my first try. this reminded me of a documentary i saw as a kid about how mice have maze-exploration brain activity in their dreams after a maze task, and have better performance after, so dreaming is maybe "practice" of daily activities.

anyway, i mention this because i noticed myself conceiving of this sleep-skill-benefit as a "mouse ability", and feeling gratitude towards Mouse (the abstract spirit of mice) for granting me this boon. this is the gator's aid all over again

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[wizardarchetypes]

silliest thing about my body is that I regularly experience precordial catch syndrome, which is basically the medical term for an extremely painful "twinge" in your chest cartilage that's not medically significant & which we can't really explain.

anyway, mine falls in the extreme in that the "twinges" can last several minutes and they range anywhere from "agh, minor inconvenience, I just need to sit still for a moment" to "this is the worst pain I've ever experienced in my entire life, the ethical thing to do now would be to shoot me."

the problem is, when it's the latter, I literally look deranged. the "catch" comes on so fast, mid-breath, I gasp in sudden agony, clutch my chest, and seethe in agony as I struggle for as much oxygen allowed in the shallowest breaths possible. sometimes it's so bad I end up on my knees or even lying on the floor, basically writhing in pain, clenching my teeth like I'm turning into a werewolf or something. and of course people are terrified. they're asking what's wrong, but I can't talk. They're asking if they should call 911, and I'm just shaking my head and holding up a "just a minute" finger and also groaning in anguish,

and then the silliest part of all is that the minute it ends, there's no residual pain. not even the ghost of it. it's gone as suddenly as it came and I catch my breath and I say, "WELL! Anyway," and I immediately try to get back to the conversation but nobody's ever quite receptive to that for SOME reason

[wizardarchetypes]

it's like this

[wizardarchetypes]

@queenofthequillandink

This would genuinely be both deeply funny & extremely helpful

[villainessbian]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT IT IS? I WORRIED ABOUT MY HEART SO MUCH

[girls--complex]

Compassion for self and other

[fleshdyketwo]

the lack of knowledge ppl have abt animals is astounding to me. which is what the ungulate poll is teaching me. probably just bc i was always an insane animal kid and knew what a saiga was by age 7 but like what do you MEAN you think a dolphin is a fish HELLO???? is that not common knowledge?????????

[mitzo]

what is a fish

[fleshdyketwo]

i mean if we're being technical about it they're not WRONG you know like all mammals are fish if you try to define "fish" taxonomically. like im talking abt ppl not knowing dolphins are mammals but thats besides the point. fish is just a body plan, really, generally accepted as fully or semi aquatic animals with gills, digitless limbs, and a spinal cord. there's two extant infraphyla of what we would consider "fish" which just so happens to also encompass every vertebrate as well. gnathostomata includes the class chondrichthyes (cartiliginous fish such as sharks and rays) and superclass osteichthyes (bony fish, which is the majority of extant fish, and every tetrapod, which means every mammal, bird, reptile, and amphibian). so like there's no way to classify "fish" without 1. leaving out huge chunks of what we would consider fish or 2. including every tetrapod ever as well. so like yeah "fish" is just a body plan pretty much bc there's absolutely no way to classify them taxonomically

[mitzo]

ok but like. what IS a fish

[fleshdyketwo]

all fish fall under infraphyla agnatha (jawless fish like lampreys) or gnathostomata (jawed fish). there's a lot more than fish in those groups but all animals considered fish fall into these two infraphyla

[mitzo]

is this a fish

[fleshdyketwo]

taxonomically yes

[mitzo]

what about this

[fleshdyketwo]

girl did you forget something

[mitzo]

i think i left the stove on

[mitzo]

god dammit!

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tacgaataaatgtcattgattacgatcaaaaaaaaataagaaagtatAtaatattcgataagtccaattttGaaaatttacatagattgaaattattttaaagaacctaaatcaatggtaaactttataaatcctatacatatagattatactcacctcatgcaaaaacatctctattatattacaaataaatatcattagtgcatccgttaaataattcctatatcattacatataaaaaagataaagattataatattatgtaaacatttaatatacaatattggttgttttgat

Closest match: Thymelicus acteon genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Lulworth Skipper

(image source)

[fleshdyketwo]

NOT a fish

[hellsitegenetics]

FUCK

[making-you-in-spore]

Can you make the 🥺 emoji? 🥺👉👈

i made the pleading emoji in spore [2008]

[making-you-in-spore]