ding dong oh no

[phemiec]

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

[lierdumoa]

[carb-queen13]

Baby Jesus is a chicken wing

[blulilboi]

Explain

[carb-queen13]

Tender and mild

[officiallycostco-deactivated201]

FUCK

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[intoasylum]

game of thrones [part 2] | text posts

[gavinjpg]

me: misplaces one finger on the trackpad

windows 8: closes the browser, locks the computer, calculates the mass of the sun, sets my house on fire, types out the entire script of the bee movie in webdings

[gavinjpg]

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

[pleatedjeans]

[afht236ghu5-deactivated20170101]

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

this post ruined my life

[ichigo-kuriimu]

“Damn.”

[22psyduck]

she loves holdin hands but she’s a little shy

[heirloombabydoll-deactivated201]

[wcender]

hey uh

what the fuck is this

𓁲

[wcender]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[wcender]

asadglkjasdglsakjggds…

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

a man apologizing: hey im sorry you have feelings :(

[zepharrain-deactivated20161130]

I’m sensitive you dumb bitch

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]