"We're all dying, let's get you some fruit, bitch"

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[chinesecentury]

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[pocketss]

ouuh brother

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[rosenkranz-does-things]

one of the greatest commissions I've ever gotten

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[mint-swirl]

me: *trying to describe something as the opposite of uncanny valley* it’s like… canny mountain

charlie the unicorn:

[triffids]

[lymphonodge]

0 for 2, Herman

[gobbo69]

idiot

[ankle-beez]

[lammergeier-spitfire]

This felt like a punch to the throat

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[altorinaart]

"Without me, all existence would be a curse. I am the necessary end."

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[were--ralph]

this genuinely made me so happy

[bidoof]

Me and my funny MOBA girlfriend

Me: Honey, you have very cold hands.

My MOBA Girlfriend: GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sailatina3]

I think this black haired girl is autistic she thinks all the things I think.

[dre759]

I remember this image from back when Part 2 was still relatively new.