Dunk and Egg Disco Elysium Simulator
“JOHN” THE “FIDDLER”- The man gives you an enigmatic smile. I dreamed of you, Ser Duncan.
RIVERLAND EMPIRE [medium: success]- HE DREAMED OF YOU.
SAVOIR FAIRE [difficult: success]- You have the strangest feeling that you’ve lived this all before.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [difficult: success]- The princeling Daeron Targaryen is the eldest son of King Maekar. He is often called “The Drunken” because of his propensity for wine. He dreamed of you and it came true.
EMPATHY [medium: success]- They have the same way about them. A queer sort of sadness.
You stay away from me. You stay well away.
What sort of sadness?
What sort of dream?
“JOHN” THE “FIDDLER”- Why, I dreamed that you were all in white from head to heel, with a long pale cloak flowing from those broad shoulders. You were a White Sword, ser, a Sworn Brother of the Kingsguard, the greatest knight in all the Seven Kingdoms, and you lived for no other purpose but to guard and serve and please your king.
I have lived this before. Why have I lived this before?
[Electrochemistry, legendary 20] Please my king how?
Kingsguard compete for glory, not riches. Real hustlers grind the tourney circuit.
[Esprit Des Chevaliers, trivial 3] Only a king can make a Kingsguard knight.
“JOHN” THE “FIDDLER”- I suppose that means I’ll have to take the throne, then. I would much rather be teaching you to fiddle.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [formidable: failure] What was that about taking a throne?
EMPATHY [beyond trivial: failure] Why would he want to teach you to fiddle?
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [medium: success] Your hands are far too large for it, you’d split it in two.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY- You can’t tell? Come on, Dunk. Duncan the tall, thick as a castle wall. Dunk the lunk-
YOU: You’re drunk.
“JOHN” THE “FIDDLER”- The starlight glints off of his dark eyes. Wonderfully drunk. Wine makes all things possible, Ser Duncan. I hope you will put more faith in what I tell you when you see the dragon hatch. Here. I trust my dreams.
DRAMA- He’s telling you about what he’s dreamt, the birth of a dragon, the death of a would-be king, but there’s something more. There. You feel it, Ser. There’s something about the knight, smiling at you in the dark. His dreams. Something you feel like you should realize.
SHIVERS [legendary: success]- ALL ROADS LEAD TO IT. THE BIRTH OF DRAGONS, THE DEATH OF KINGS. THE FIRE. YOU TURN BACK AND WALK INTO THE DOOM.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [trivial:failure]- Oh, you ARE drunk. Well, perhaps there is a second thing you should be realizing about him, then.
DIOS MIO! A BLACKFYRE!
I’m going to my bed. I’m drunk as a dog.
You’re a spy. For Lord Bloodraven. I knew it.
Are you a part of the homo-sexual underground?
“JOHN” THE “FIDDLER”- Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. We can howl together and wake the very gods.
EMPATHY - Make one last, valiant attempt to understand what exactly this dreamer-knight who fancies himself a king is asking of you. Why he feels so familiar.
MEDIUM- 43% +2 Lived this before. You think you know that face. +1 One True Knight. -1 Druuuuuuuuuuuunk. -1 Hope this doesn’t awaken anything within you.
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CHECK FAILURE
YOU: What do you want from me?
“JOHN” THE “FIDDLER”- The man smiles at you again. Your sword. I would make you mine own man, and raise you high.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [difficult: failure]- Maybe the celibacy requirement for the Kingsguard isn’t going to be too difficult for you, after all.
ESPRIT DES CHEVALIERS [difficult: failure]- As if you could even get into the Kingsguard. You might be a hedge knight forever at this rate.
MORALE -2
ENDURANCE [formidable: failure]- The drink’s caught up to you, and you can’t fight the urge to puke on your boots anymore. Goodnight, hedge knight.
HEALTH -1
