League nerd and gay af

nothing but memes here. 23yr M Bi

[astraldemise]

pawniard is like the funniest pokemon ever to me. i know that theyre proficient hunters that attack their prey like movie velociraptors and just stab them and tear them apart and attack kill but theyre also like. theyre little guys…

this is a small child with knives for hands

[astraldemise]

the pokedex: ignoring their own injuries they sink their sharp blades into their prey, they attack violently and persistently until their target can no longer move and then leave the finishing blow to their leader.

me, duct taping a pillow to my pawniard and giving him oven mitts so he doesnt damage the furniture: his name is dark souls 2 he likes to run with scissors and he keeps stealing my credit card to buy robux

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[thischick25]

[poblacht-na-n-oibrithe]

[cargopantsman]

Great, now I have to worry about gerrynyandering.

[avishabilis]

If I had to read that last sentence, so do the rest of you!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[space-arcanist]

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

[luisonte]

Cuanto tiempo libre tiene la gente

[preludeinz]

these are the only kind of trick shots i want to see. where all the evidence of every previous failed attempt is clearly visible in frame.

[ilikeit-art]

[rettaroo]

[furfag]

what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be

[brucebocchi]

tell me, will,

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

girl I love your posts but you are literally my entire dashboard right now

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I’m glad you all relate to this but the truth is that at 5:55 am this morning one of my mutuals reblogged a picture of a capybara over 40 times and I am going to hunt her for sport

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[topologicalqbit]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when my brother was a kid he had a Sword Phase & he used to walk around with a real ass sword & just like sit around holding it & one day a mysterious Jab Hole appeared in the ceiling & nobody could figure out where it came from until my dad noticed my brother laying on the couch watching tv holding this sword up vertically & was like Wait A Minute .

[moveslikekeithrichards]

my dad piecing this shit together like columbo

[ID: two doodles illustrating the above scenario. the first shows a person in the foreground looking at a child laying on a couch holding a sword. the second shows the person thinking with a loading sign on their head.]

[konoko]

[parkchanwoohoo]

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

[neutralangel]

[hiveswap]

Corpsd

[royalwalnutmoth]

this was just barely a joke before but now i'm about to spend Real Money.

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[random-shit-writing]

this crinkled tissue??

[parksrway]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[twitblr]

[i-am-dulaman]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[seal-of-unknown]

[mapsontheweb]

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

[dessa-banks]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@blinded-by-love

[medicinemane]

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I like how you think.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

enough. to the Box with you