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the expository dialogue in spn's pilot is SO funny. sam having a meltdown explaining their childhood to dean... "the weapons training, melting silver into bullets??? dean, we were raised like warriors" dean's like dude yes i know i was there

#christ

sandersstudies

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

fuitgummyworm

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

fantasticmojo47

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s

odin-n-out

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

heresylog

what pronouns should we use for you?

For me? I am but a little flower.

theyarkunited

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ.

heresylog

Hello?

dovesndecay

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

jadetunchy-deactivated20210418

I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’

e-seal-deactivated20210319

I am the gatekeeper of the whole LGBT community and you must answer my riddles three before you may pass!

linkbeetles

no

e-seal-deactivated20210319

B-but my riddles…

teathattast

speciesofleastconcern

cowboy

X

widowling

The thing about the famous “I could recognise him by touch alone/I would know him blind" quote is that its a direct response to Patroclus' hearing about how Heracles, in a fit of madness, was not able to recognise his wife and killed her thinking she was an enemy. Basically, Patroclus is saying RIP to Heracles but I'm different.

#jesus fucking christ

creekfiend

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

portmanteaurian

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

whitepeopletwitter

dankmemeuniversity

#me in 2022 #or never depending on how tonight goes

grawly

#ok but tell me why my stupid emo brain though of dark blue #and said oh its when youve ever been alone in a crowded room #i hate myself

cheaphalloweencostume

i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)