The wizard has harmed me once again (food poisoning)
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The wizard has harmed me once again (food poisoning)
so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.
I have now been to every single train station in germany ama
Does DB deserve its reputation?
It sucks to the core
hey yall:
the southern appalachians are facing catastrophic damage after hurricane helene, what people have been calling a thousand-year storm. the region will forever be changed by this event. entire towns have been washed away, there are currently no open roads out of much of the region, and power and cell signal is scattered.
across the southeast people have been running supply drives and fundraising to get aid into the affected areas. mutualaiddisasterrelief and mergoat.mag on instagram are currently platforming a lot of supply drives and updates. please also check their posts if you’re not in the southeast- there’s lots of groups accepting donations right now to fund supplies for people on the ground.
this photo is out of asheville, nc
many places are totally inaccessible with little to no cell service so things are only going to be worse once we reconnect and receive news from those communities. they will need all the help we can give
hey yall:
the southern appalachians are facing catastrophic damage after hurricane helene, what people have been calling a thousand-year storm. the region will forever be changed by this event. entire towns have been washed away, there are currently no open roads out of much of the region, and power and cell signal is scattered.
across the southeast people have been running supply drives and fundraising to get aid into the affected areas. mutualaiddisasterrelief and mergoat.mag on instagram are currently platforming a lot of supply drives and updates. please also check their posts if you’re not in the southeast- there’s lots of groups accepting donations right now to fund supplies for people on the ground.
this photo is out of asheville, nc
many places are totally inaccessible with little to no cell service so things are only going to be worse once we reconnect and receive news from those communities. they will need all the help we can give
hey yall:
the southern appalachians are facing catastrophic damage after hurricane helene, what people have been calling a thousand-year storm. the region will forever be changed by this event. entire towns have been washed away, there are currently no open roads out of much of the region, and power and cell signal is scattered.
across the southeast people have been running supply drives and fundraising to get aid into the affected areas. mutualaiddisasterrelief and mergoat.mag on instagram are currently platforming a lot of supply drives and updates. please also check their posts if you’re not in the southeast- there’s lots of groups accepting donations right now to fund supplies for people on the ground.
this photo is out of asheville, nc
many places are totally inaccessible with little to no cell service so things are only going to be worse once we reconnect and receive news from those communities. they will need all the help we can give
my new reaction image "british sudoku man"
queer dogz :3c
rubbing my penis
big if true
not really, it's slightly below average
The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.
It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.
Ergo, big if true.
ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.
Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed
i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years
Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed
hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw
Neither is schrodinger
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
to think this is from the same series where hitting a kid with your car would cause it to drive around in the middle of the night
Pedestrian centric worldview, we should design everything around the Pedestrian, if you can't walk there it's not worth going there honestly
I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc
My chronic illnesses are making me ill, chronically, once more. Everybody focus their psychic beams at that rat bastard god and together we'll make that pompous sleazebag regret giving us free will. And psychic beams.
The pain meds kicked in. I could solve any cold case in America. Perhaps a few Canadian ones as well. And everyone wants to bake me a beautiful loaf of sourdough bread. Because I am so healthy and cute.
Sick again. 1-800-KILL-GOD.