cde: Photonic Darkness

A great deal contradictory. Twitaddicted, tumblrfavoring. The title means a great deal of nothing. The name has deep meaning, which would be lost in tell you it.

[idratherberunning49-deactivated]

[tri-ingagain-deactivated2025032]

I really feel this.

[ababeinthewoods]

Or maybe...

[dirtshrines]

source

[caffeinatedcorvid]

me, cry-laughing as i draw this: this is so stupid

my boyfriend: it’s not stupid. it’s advanced

[caffeinatedcorvid]

A very rational, science-based proposal

Based off of this scene of Xanatos and Fox from Gargoyles.

[as-i-float-away-deactivated2024]

[meladoodle]

Hi guys this is me doing some very immature jokes on TV this week.

[gardeninthevoid]

lady i have no idea who you are but that's fucking hilarious

[tokyo-fashion]

Harajuku shop staffer Misuru on the street wearing a twin buns hairstyle, black lace gloves, a Qutie Frash asymmetrical dress, fishnets, and platform boots. Today (07/31) is Misuru’s birthday!! Full Look

[moosopp-art]

I love the way my mom tries to engage in conversations with me

[why-i-love-comics]

Wonder Woman: Agent of Peace #10 - “The Eyes Have it” (2020)

written by Marv Wolfman art by Jose Luis, Jonas Trinidade, & Adriano Lucas

[eternalgirlscout]

what’s fun about korra’s costume design is that yeah, she kind of has that female protag vacuum-sealed-shirt thing going on, but ONLY in the back so you can see how fucking jacked she is. that’s it.

[girlwithredhairs]

Give me examples … for science

[fantastic-nonsense]

I got you, fam. Several examples of Korra’s incredible muscles coming right up. 

From the front:

And from the back/side:

[disneydailly]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

This is like a round of cards against humanity

[argumate]

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

A 14 year old Ragetti, standing at a dock wearing formal clothing: Father says pirates are the bane of civilization.

Barbossa, the then still beardless buckaneer: Pirates can be gay

Ragetti, looking back just for a second before smiling at the captain: Where do I sign up?!

[pyromania2014]

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

[lostsometime]

omg

“a man who seems to have been a philosophy student” 

ragetti is what would happen if hamlet had just decided to stay with the random pirates that kidnapped him offstage and fuck off into the sunset 

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[deathcomes4u]

no no, french dogs just be like that

[axylh]

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

[adayunwired]

the comments on this get better and better every time it comes across my dash

[thelibrarina]

This video got posted on Reddit a while back, and when I identified the lizard as a goanna, I got THIS delicious response from a dudebro:

[moshimanju]

[gayavatarstyle]

why are we here? just to suffer? every day the Avatar destroys my cabbage cart

[valtsv]

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

[valtsv]

[catchymemes]

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]